Do you want to welcome the new year by kissing someone?
If that is what you are up to, then you, my friend need a good new year pickup line!
So, tell me, is there someone whom you have been eyeing for quite some time? Or, have you noticed someone attractive at the party you went to last night?
Or, is there anyone on Tinder a thirst trap for you? Or are you already in a steady relationship with the love of your life?
No matter which category you fall under, pickup lines can work wonders and lead you to something that you are looking for. And it can be much beyond just a kiss! If you know what I mean.
Girls like guys who are intelligent and funny. And if they meet someone who can send a chill through their spine down there just by uttering some pickup lines, they can be all yours!
This makes a good pickup line very important. So now don’t start pulling your hair thinking about what pickup lines you can use on new year’s eve. I have got your back, buddy.
I have come up with some of the best new year pickup lines that are witty, funny, sexy, and of course, create the mood for what you are looking for – an intimate night with a girl of your choice!
So, be bold, be confident, use these lines, and you are all set for a steamy night.
Best New Year Pick-Up Lines for Her
It’s the new year, honey. And there are so many possibilities! All you need is to keep your eyes and ears open and be ready for the right time.
Don’t overthink. Just think about what you want and focus your energy on that. And if spicing up your love life is what you want, then know that this is the best time to go for it.
Do you want to hook up with the hottie you met at the bar counter? Or are you looking for some action with your crush for ages?
Or are you looking for a date for new year’s eve? Or do you want to remind your long-time partner how you crave them?
If your answer to any of these questions is a “yes,” then know that a cute new year pickup line can be just what you need!
But before you go on and deliver the dirtiest pickup line to a stranger you just met. Be cautious.
Yes, I know you want to kick off the new year with a bang. But you don’t want that to make someone uncomfortable, right?
You need to check the vibe before you use a pickup line. Always ensure that the girl you are talking to is comfortable with you and enjoying your company. Don’t force her into something just because you want it.
Because a good mood equals good time, remember?
So, let’s dive right into the list of the best new year pickup lines! You can thank me later.
Witty New Year Pick-Up Lines for Her
Let me share a secret with you. We girls go weak on the knees when we find some hot guy making witty comments!
Yes, I like the combination of hotness and wit a LOT.
So, if you are someone like that, your job of making someone interested in you becomes easy. All you will need is to find the girl whom you want to spend time with. But of course, if that girl is single and ready to mingle depends on your luck!
Don’t stress if you think you are not hot and witty because many girls fall for cute and introverted guys. After all, we are all different, and our tastes regarding men differ too.
Haven’t you heard that there is someone for everyone?
Yes, that’s true.
So, if you like that cutie standing opposite you and looking at you often, and if you find a strong attraction towards her. Chest up, walk up to her, and say any of the following new year pickup lines!
And I know that you know how to take it from there. Isn’t it?
- How about ringing the new year together with a bang?
- The expiry date of my condom is tonight. Do you want to help me use it?
- What is the new year’s resolution you have? Well, if you ask me, I’m looking at mine right now
- The ball is supposed to drop at midnight. Can I see your clothes drop at the same time too?
- let’s make a bet: If the ball drops when the clock strikes 12, you kiss me
- We are here to see the ball drop, right? But now that I have seen you, I don’t care about that anymore. All I want now is to see your clothes drop along with mine
- Has anyone told you how good your pants look? I want to be inside it
- I’m no longer interested in the fireworks at midnight. All I want to see are the fireworks in your pants
- Has anyone told you how you raised the temperature in the room? Do you want to help me get rid of my clothes?
- Aren’t you feeling hot in all these dresses? Do you want my help to get rid of them?
- May I know what’s there is your New Year’s to-do list? If you ask me, you are the only thing that tops my to-do list
- 1Wanna watch 365 Days on Netflix with me and imitate the characters?
- What’s your resolution for this New Year? I’m staring at mine right now
- Yes, I know the clock didn’t strike 12 yet, but still, I just want to ask you, would you like to kiss me?
- That drink tasted awesome, but unfortunately, they don’t have it anymore. Do you want to get a taste of it on my lips?
- My new year’s resolution is to be on top of things in the world. Would you like to be one of them?
- I have made a tattoo of your name on my thing. Do you want to see it now?
- You look a bit fluffy, I see. Do you want to burn some calories together after the new year party?
- Excuse me, can you tell me how much is left to be at midnight? I would check my watch, but I can’t take my eyes off you
- What’s your new year’s resolution? Mine is to make you my girlfriend
- Do you know what my new year’s resolution is? It’s to make the first move now
- Let’s make a deal. If you kiss me tonight and be my first kiss of the year, I’ll kiss you tomorrow and be your second kiss of the year
- Can you help me fulfill my last wish of this year? Kiss me. I want to end this year on a loving note
- Was your new resolution to meet the love of your life? Honey, I’m right here in front of you
- Are you 2023? Because I can see a happy beginning right in front of my eyes
- Do you want to start the new year on a happy and loving note? Come, I’m ready. Let’s kiss now
- Do you want to be with someone who can rock your world this year? Well, I’m ready to be in a relationship with you
- You know, the first thing that I have on my new year’s resolution list is “get a date.” Will you help me fulfill it?
- You are hot. I’m cold. Let’s be a pair, and we will never be old.
- You know, you are just the opposite of me. But as they say, “opposite attracts.”
- Has anyone ever told you how deep your eyes are? I can literally drown in it
- I don’t want to forget my anniversary ever. Are you ready to be my date on new year’s eve?
- Oh, now I see what went wrong in 2022. You were not there to make it all right
- I had a dream last night. I was with a gorgeous girl on new year’s eve. I missed her when I woke up. But now that I have seen you, I have started believing dreams do become a reality at times
- Do you know that you have fulfilled my new year’s wish? Well, you walked straight to me
- Have you seen two balls drop at the same time? Come, I’ll show you tonight
- Can you grant my new year wish? Give me a kiss
- Did I tell you that I have been looking for a beautiful babysitter because my parents are out for new year’s eve? By any chance, are you interested?
- Did I tell you that I can say “Happy New Year” in eight different languages? So, in which language do you want to hear me wish you tomorrow morning?
- Are you champagne? Because seeing you is making me intoxicated
- Do you have an eraser? Because I want to erase the past year and start a happy beginning with you
- Do you mind if I sit beside you? I’m feeling cold and you seem pretty hot
- If my left leg was midnight and my right leg was new year’s morning, do you want to spend new year’s night with me?
- Are you the ball of new year’s eve? Because it’s your light that has guided me here
- Have you found anyone to kiss at midnight yet? I have just found mine
- Would you like to go somewhere with me at midnight and see my ball drop?
- My new year’s resolution is to end my dry spell. Wanna help?
- Have you had enough drink to think I’m your Mr. Right?
- Did I tell you that I have a party hat? Do you want to be a noise maker?
- Will you let me be your first mistake of the year?
Funny New Year Pick-Up Lines for Her
Boy, did I tell you how we like guys with a great sense of humor? And that leads to the saying, marry a guy who can make you laugh.
No, I’m not asking you to marry someone you found attractive at the bar. It’s just that if you want to hook up with someone, bring your funny self forward.
But, hey, don’t go overboard with it because that is something we might not like.
Am I confusing you?
Don’t be. I’m here to make your New Year’s eve memorable, remember?
In this section, I have rounded up some great pickup lines that are funny, cheesy, and easy to impress your girl.
After all, isn’t that something you were looking for?
Also, these pickup lines can work great for a girl you already have in your life: your spouse or girlfriend.
Girls like to feel loved when you go all the way to come up with the cheesiest pickup line for them. They will feel your love and understand the effort you put into the relationship.
So, are you ready to welcome the new year with a steamy night with your partner?
Use these new year pickup lines right away!
- Did I tell you I’m available at midnight? It’s your lucky day, I see
- What’s your resolution for the new year? I heard that you are looking for a soulmate. Well, I’m right in front of you
- Wow! Even the lights of the new year’s eve balls seem dim in front of your eyes
- Do you know how sad it is to look this gorgeous but not have anyone to kiss on new year’s eve?
- Wanna dance with me? Come, let’s make all the couples at this party jealous
- You have a beautiful figure. Do you want to show me what moves it has got?
- Have you ever seen someone falling in love at first sight? Well, I’m right here
- Do you know how never to forget your anniversary? Start your relationship just when it hits midnight on new year’s eve. Now, shall we start ours?
- Kiss me if I’m wrong. Tomorrow is the last day of 2022, right?
- Do you know what my number one new year resolution is? I want to kiss the lady standing right in front of me right now. Do you want to help me fulfill my resolution?
- I would love to see good things happen to you. How about starting it now, with me?
- Do you want to fulfill all your new year’s resolutions but fail every year? How about I help you stick to your resolution? I promise I will never leave you
- I don’t want you to leave the new year’s eve party so early. The last thing that I want to say to you is “good morning” before we go our own ways
- According to a study, 68% of the babies born this new year will be virgos. How about we make that 69%?
- I’m a party horn. Do you want to blow me on new years eve?
- They say, “ you will do things all year that you did in the new year.” Can I do you on new year’s eve?
- I bet you are wearing black lingerie. Do you mind proving me wrong?
- Do you know what is common between the new year’s ball and my pants? Both are going to drop tonight
- I think you are the year 2023 because you are what I was waiting for?
- Do you know what is common between the year 2023 and Tinder matches? I didn’t expect them to make it this far, but hello! Here we are
- Hi, my name is bad things. And I’ll do you this new year
- I’m bored pouring my champagne into this ordinary glass. You know, I can think of a better place to pour it only if you say “yes.”
- It’s 2024, right? Kiss me if I’m wrong
- Have you noticed that we look like the only ones standing? Come, let’s get out of here
- Did I tell you what my new year’s resolution is? It’s YOU
- Wow! That dress is gorgeous. Can I talk you out of it?
- I know anyone can buy you a drink. But did I tell you that I would love to buy you a drink?
- So, girl, did you order a male stripper by any chance? Because that’s me, and I’m ready to strip
- I want to be your new year wrecking ball. Are you interested?
- Am I the only one feeling hot here? Okay, now I know. It’s because I’m standing next to you!
- Hey, I have lost my phone. Can you call me on my number?
- Can you get your number because I want to send you a new year’s kiss
- If you don’t have anyone to kiss at midnight, even after looking this hot, that’s a crime. But you know, I can help you to not make that crime
- How many glasses of champagne did you have? Do you find me handsome yet?
- Hey, I’m your Mr. Right. They were saying you were looking for me
- I don’t want to be without you the next year. Because then my life will be much like a broken pencil. That is pointless
- Do you know that Hershey’s factories manufacture tons of millions of kisses a day, and here I’m asking for just one at midnight? Will you accept my request?
- Now that I have seen you, I’m no longer interested in seeing the ball drop. Instead, I would sit here and watch you
- No, I don’t have any resolution. After all, I have YOU
- I want you to be the last thing I see in 2022 and the first thing that I see in 2023
- My only resolution this year is to pay more attention to you and make all dreams come true
- Now that I have you, I know the new year is going to be good for me
- Did I tell you that you shine brighter than even Times Square on New year’s eve?
- My new year wish just fulfilled now that I can spend the night with you
- I want to be your one and only new year’s kiss every year on December 31st
- Are you feeling cold? Do you want to work out together and feel the heat?
- Are you missing the sauna on this chilled night? How about we make it a steamy new year’s eve together? I know some other ways to do so
- I fell for you the moment you walked into this room
- You are the most beautiful woman I have ever come across. Do you want to make this meeting memorable? I know of some pleasurable ways
- How about I make you the first coffee of the new year tomorrow morning?
These new year pickup lines are cheesy, sexy, naughty, funny and some are downright dirty. You must select them carefully depending on the stage you are meeting with this girl.
Did I tell you that some of these pickup lines work great to show your fondness for your long-time partner?
After all, it’s never too old to make your partner feel special. And when it’s new year’s eve, you have to make her feel valued.
So, which of these lines do you think matches your personality perfectly?
Don’t forget to let me know in the comments!
Hey there, Martha here, a full-time mom of two, currently trying to bring a small impact in everyone’s life whom I can reach through The Queen Momma. I usually write on topics related to parenting, pregnancy and motherhood. Having gone through a few rocky relationships myself, I consider myself somewhat of an “expert” on topics related to dating and relationships.
I formerly worked at Special Needs Network Inc and BrightStar Care of Beverly Hills as a head manager. I have a passion for assisting organizations and individuals in achieving their objectives and have had the opportunity to do so throughout my professional career. At present, writing for The Queen Momma is a great addition to my professional career.