With the year 2022 almost ending, are you ready to welcome the New Year 2023? Are you excited already?
You know, the time has come when you make plans for that big NYE party! And along with that, some excellent and funny New Year wishes.
New Year wishes are mandatory. Be it for your friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, family, or your Instagram, you have to have some great New Year wishes in stock so that you can just copy, paste and send them.
Because you are not planning to write down the wishes right after consuming ten glasses of champagne on New Year’s eve, right?
And when it comes to New Year wishes, I have got your back, honey. Here is a collection of some of the best funny New Year wishes that you can send everyone in your contact list.
You can get one for your grandma, grandpa, best friend, crush, no-so-close friends, and of course, your social media friends.
All you need is to save this page, or you can just forward the wishes after copying them. Isn’t that cool?
There are so many things in our everyday life that we miss doing, and that can be a part of your New Year wish to make them funny. But I have never managed to keep my New Year resolution to date!
Things like these and many others can be included in your wishes to make them sound hilarious.
Need some inspiration?
Table of Contents
Funny New Year Wishes for Everyone You Know
First, let me wish you a very happy and prosperous New Year in advance, honey!
No, let’s get back to the topic.
New Year is just a few days away. People have started making plans for the grand New Year’s Eve. And I hope you have some plans too.
I am flying to another state to celebrate this New Year with my family. This will be my kid’s second year of the New Year celebration, and I plan to record everything so she can see what it was like when she grew up.
New Year celebrations are incomplete without wishes. This is the best time to wish your favorite people who have made your life beautiful. It is the time to thank them for being with you throughout the past year.
If you don’t like the usual way of wishing sweet things to their people, I have just what you need.
Here I have come up with some quirky, witty, and funny New Year wishes that are a cut above the rest. You can send them in style. And if you want to include a personal touch, you can always modify them.
Let me tell you a funny story about my childhood.
When I was in school, I was told that if I did something in the New Year, I would do that the entire year. So that is why I used to sit with my books and study in the New Year, hoping that somehow it would make me study the whole year.
But nothing of that sort ever happened. It was a scam to lure me into studying!
So, if you are someone who is told something similar to this, don’t believe it. Enjoy your New Year’s Eve.
Following are some hilarious New Year wishes for everyone. If you are looking to wish for someone specific, you can go straight to that section.
Funny New Year Wishes for Family
We are nothing without our family. Our family makes us who we are, and we can never imagine our life without them. Isn’t it?
Now that I have become a mommy, I can’t imagine a day without my toddler. If I don’t see her or hear her for an hour, even when I’m working, I get up, look for her, see her, and then I feel at ease. If you are a mommy, I’m sure you can relate to this amazing feeling.
And so, your family deserves your first New Year wishes. It can be anyone in your family.
You can wish your parents, grandparents, kids, spouse, and any other member. But it has to be someone in your family.
That is the reason I have made the first section for family. Here I have listed the funniest New Year wishes for all your family members.
Do you know what the best part of these wishes is?
As you are the closest to your family and you know them very well, you can always easily give that personal touch to your wishes. And that will make your favorite people feel good too.
So, are you ready to wish your family in a hilarious way possible?
- Wishing you a blessed New Year! When I count my blessings, I count you twice.
- May God shower you and your family with love and happiness! Best wishes and season’s greetings for the New Year.
- Wishing you a blessed and prosperous New Year!
- May God bless you and your loved ones with prosperity, good health, and happiness in the New Year.
- This New Year, may God answer your prayers and fulfill your heart’s desires.
- Happy New Year! May your troubles be less, and your blessings more, and nothing but happiness come through your door!
- Every day I feel is a blessing from God. And I consider it a new beginning. Everything is beautiful.
- As the sun sets on another year, I wish you great company and good cheer.
- Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a Happy New Year. May peace, love, and prosperity follow you always.
- I’m so thankful for all the happy holidays we’ve shared together in past years, and I’m sorry we haven’t been able to visit you this year. I hope you have a wonderful new year, and we can catch up in 2023!
- I am sending you my very best wishes for the new year. May it be full of bright opportunities!
- May the Holiday season fill your home with joy, your heart with love, and your life with laughter. Wishing you a very happy New Year, and we look forward to seeing you in 2023.
- May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow for your lovely family. Our childhood memories of holidays past are such happy recollections now. Wishing you lots of love, joy, and happiness. Happy New Year!
- May the New Year bring happiness and joy to you and your adorable family. We miss you and hope to see you in 2023.
- To a joyful present and a well-remembered past! We raise a glass to you this New Year from [insert your location]. Best wishes for a magnificent 2023.
- We’re so grateful that you could be here to celebrate the holidays with us and share in our good cheer! May our hopeful wishes follow you home and warm you through the new year.
- In this loveliest of seasons, may you find many reasons for happiness? Wishing you a very happy New Year and sending lots of love from our family to yours!
- Wishing you peace, love, and joy throughout 2023. With love from the [family name].
- May the closeness of your loved ones, family, and friends fill your heart with joy. Happy New Year!
- In the New Year, never forget to thank your past years because they enabled you to reach today! Without the stairs of the past, you cannot arrive at the future!
- Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
- The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
- Resolve to make each day the beginning of a new year, a new morning, a new adventure. Enjoy the blessings of a new year in Christ, one day at a time!
- I wish you a Happy New Year and a blessed year ahead. May God’s light guide your way in 2023.
- Happy New Year! Although we may be far apart, you are always in my heart.
Funny New Year Wishes for Friends
Friends are an essential part of our everyday lives. They are the ones with whom we can share even our darkest secrets without hesitation because we know they have our back.
There is at least one friend in our life who has become our family. Don’t you have one too?
And your friends are the best recipients of your funny New Year wishes! Because you know, they can make you laugh, cry and even get on your nerves sometimes. But still, without them, your life will be black and white.
In this section, I have listed hilarious New Year wishes, especially for your friends. So send these to them and see if they crack up!
- You have so many things to gain this year, including success, fame, and wisdom. Don’t just focus on gaining weight instead. Happy new year, dear friend!
- May you learn to use your brain in the coming year. It’s a wonder that you got through all these years without having one. Happy new year!
- Happy New Year, my best friend! You have been with me through thick and thin. I hope you can spare one more year.
- I wasted another year and will waste more, but thank God I am doing this with you. Happy new year!
- I hope you will not spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch. May God give you the strength to fight laziness. Happy new year!
- Have some faith in me this year, just like the previous ones- I will be your partner in crime.
- I hope you will not be bothered with New Year’s resolutions this year as well. May God bless you, friend.
- Oh, wait! You are traveling to the future! Take me with you before the night ends. Happy New Year!
- What a climactic end to a year! Let’s do it again next year. Happy New Year!
- Happy Birthday to the World! And a happy new year to you, my friends.
- Have a tremendous New Year while giving everyone a hard time apart from me. Cheers to that.
- I hope you will finally pay off all the debts you owe to me for making my life miserable. Looking forward to that, best wishes.
- I hope you lose so much weight this year that you can take group selfies with more people in the frame. Happy new year!
- A new year, a new beginning? Naah, who are you lying to, mate? Just try to keep things under control this year. Happy New Year.
- Last year, I was an absolutely horrible person toward you, so I will make up for it this year, but I don’t think I will apologize for my past deeds. New Year, new me.
- One can only dream of having friends like you. Pinch me to make it true. Happy New Year, my friends!
- May your year be filled with no mistakes- oh wait! You are a mistake in itself. Joking! Have a wonderful time this festive season.
- I hope I won’t have to do stupid things alone this year, not letting you go this easy. Happy new year, buddy!
- Welcome the New Year with your ugly smile and scare all the evils away. Have a great year ahead.
- This year, I won’t be able to wish you success, as you already have so much. This will be my year! Here’s to another new year!
Funny New Year Wishes for Him
Your boyfriend or your spouse is your support system. No matter how broken you feel, they are always there to cheer you up.
How about bringing a smile to their face this New Year with a funny wish?
I know, they get you like no one. And they can make you laugh no matter how bad your day is.
This is when you make their day a little brighter with a hilarious New Year wish.
And if you are planning to spend New Year’s eve with your significant other, then you can wish them in person and see the grin on their face!
You can make these wishes a bit corny by giving them a personal touch. After all, it’s your partner, and you can wish them in whatever way you want, if you know what I mean.
- “Wishing a very Happy New Year to you, my love. May this year you are surrounded with new and positive vibes that always keep you happy and blessed.”
- “Happy New Year, darling. May this upcoming year unfold many more opportunities in your life and always keep you happy and smiling.”
- May this New Year mark the start of many new and successful things in your life. Wishing a cheerful and adventurous New Year to you, my love.”
- “Let the new chapter of 2022 begin with a smile on your face and joy in your heart. Wishing you a successful, happy, and beautiful New Year, my love.”
- “Wishing a very Happy New Year to the man I love the most. I wish the colors of love deepen with another beautiful year that adds to our book of life.”
- I hope you are not looking to make new starts to the old New Year habits. Love you tons.
- This New Year, I wish you overcome all the obstacles and Have an awesome new year, my lifeline.
- Happy New Year, Dear! Another year of dating the perfect guy in the world! You should feel lucky, my love!
- May this New Year bring you opportunities to go crazy, love. Happy New Year. Let’s drink till we pass out.
- May this new year your resolution be to buy me more gifts and hold my shopping bags. Happy new year, sweety!
- I hope this New Year brings you happiness and also a lot of money so that you can afford to shower me with lavish presents. Happy New Year!
- May all your healthy life habits get stored in your mindset and bring you perfect results. Happy New Year, love.
- I hope all your troubles last as long as you will to fulfill your New Year’s resolution. Happy New Year and happy days, darling.
- Quite excited about ruining your next year also. By the way, Happy New Year, my love!
- I will try to be more understanding, less critical, more thoughtful, and less annoying this year. Enjoy the brand new year!
- I hope that I will be with a woman other than you this New Year. I am tired of being your boyfriend. I think I want to try being your husband instead.
- Happy New Year! Thanks for being by my side and doing stupidity with me on this day and every other one.
- Happy new year, love! I hope this year you finally realize I am right about everything.
Funny New Year Wishes for Her
Your girlfriend or your wife is your better half. And they expect your New Year wish for them to be the best of all!
But fret not, as I’m here with my list of hilarious New Year wishes for her.
After all, you want to see a smile on your partner’s face. And there is no one other who can make them laugh the way you do. Right?
Seeing that happy grin on your love’s face will surely make your New Year bright too.
If you wish to spend the first night of the New Year with the love of your life, you can create a romantic setting and then wish them in person in a funny tone. After all, you want to make her laugh. Right?
But if you are not with her and still want to make her day, all you need is to copy the following funny New Year wishes and send them to the love of your life.
- Cheers to another year of resolution you would meet halfway through, but sweetheart, I would love you anyway.
- May the drinks take you throughout the year and make you forget about your miserable times. Best wishes, darling.
- Another year had passed of me tolerating the annoying you. I hope you are less annoying this year. Happy new year!
- My person, Happy New Year. May this year bring you love and happiness. I hope I will disappoint you lesser than last year—tons of love.
- It seems like your new year’s resolution is already pixelated, honey! Anyway, Happy New Year!
- On this New Year’s Eve, I pray to God to grant me the patience to laugh at all your puns and the motivation to let you spoil me with gifts. Happy New Year, Love!
- All I wish is that this new eve ushers with a lot of joy for you since you look ugly while crying. Happy New Year!
- May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all you have been eyeing since the Black Friday sale.
- Happy New Year, Sweetheart. I hope you won’t shed ugly tears this year at all. I would love to witness only your happy face. Love you.
- May God bless us and grace me with patience to deal with you. Joking, you are the LOML. Happy New Year, babe!
- Happy new year, sweetheart! I hope this year you shop a little less than you usually do and save some money.
- This year, may you learn how to cook more delicious food so I can have the time of my life. Here’s to another new year!
Funny New Year Quotes by Famous People
Did you know that many famous personalities have made many funny New Year wishes over the years?
Yes, your favorite stars are funny, too, and this section is for that.
Here I have made a collection of New Year wishes that came straight from some famous personalities. And trust me. They are downright hilarious.
From Zach Galifianakis to Mark Twain, many popular people are on this list. And once you read them, I’m sure you can’t help but laugh out loud like I did while writing them here!
These funny New Year wishes are perfect for sending to your parents and grandparents. As they are from some famous people, your loved ones will get the joke and have a good laugh reading them.
So, are you ready to make your loved ones’ day by sending them funny wishes this New Year?
“First, you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”F. Scott Fitzgerald
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.Bill Vaughn
I would say ‘Happy New Year,’ but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.Robert Clark
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; he who makes one is a fool.Farquhar McGillivray Knowles
My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘You go, girl’ to myself.Zach Galifianakis
Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody.Phyllis McGinley
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.Mark Twain
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.Dave Beard
Tonight’s December thirty-first, something is about to burst… Hark, it’s midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!Ogden Nash
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning, and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.Anaïs Nin
If you want an interesting party, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.Robert Fulghum
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall.Aleister Crowley
Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.William Shakespeare
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?Ogden Nash
I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.Robert Paul
Every New Year’s I have the same question: ‘How did I get home?Melanie White
Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.Barbara Walters
You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I’m only going to dread one day at a time.Charlie Brown
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.P.J. O’Rourke
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.Joey Adams
My New Year’s resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds.Nia Vardalos
New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.Mark Twain
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Oscar Wilde
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.Bill Vaughan
It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.William Thomas
New Year’s resolution: to tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.James Agate
Sarcastic New Year Wishes
How about welcoming the New Year with a bit of sarcasm and fun?
Is there anyone in your friend circle who always fails to see the New Year spirit? If so, how about beating them at their own game?
Of course, with the following sarcastic New Year messages!
These are fun, witty, and, of course, sarcastic. These are best to send to that friend of yours who is a little sarcastic.
Remember, not everyone understands sarcasm. So be selective while sending the following New Year wishes to someone. After all, you don’t want to make someone unhappy in the New Year. Right?
So, are you ready to dive into the New Year with a little sarcasm and a lot of fun?
Save the following New Year wishes!
- My New Year’s resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic. Like, I won’t screw that up right away.
- Cheer to another year of resolutions we won’t finish. Happy New Year!
- May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s Resolutions!
- People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.
- Cheers to those who are walking into 2023 single. Happy New Year!
- Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
- Money won’t solve my problems, but a glass of champagne would.
- My New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.
- It’s officially New Year’s Eve; you only have a couple of hours to do all the things you will resolve not to do in the new year.
- Don’t expect any New Year’s resolutions from me. I plan on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mounted delight you have all come to know and love!
- My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.
- Well, my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. Happy New Year!
- My new year’s resolution was going to be that I would stop being sarcastic, but dammit, I’m no quitter.
- People say that laughter is the best medicine; your face must cure the world.
- I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead in this New Year.
- Many years ago, I made a New Year’s resolution to never make new year’s resolutions. Hell, it’s been the only resolution I’ve ever kept!
- Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything is excellent. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wind, and everything fine.
- Every New Year’s, I have the same question: ‘How did I get home?
- You’d be in good shape if you run as much as your mouth. Happy New Year!
- If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments this New Year!
- Here comes another one for the motivated people, New Year resolution … More time on Treadmill.
- The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.
- Many look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
- Before I agree to 2023, I need to see some terms & conditions.
- I don’t have a new year’s resolution; you don’t need that crap when you’re perfect.
New Year is all about fun, happiness, and enjoyment. This is when you make the best wishes for your near and dear ones. And this is the time when you make them smile.
That is what the funny New Year wishes are for. They can make your favorite people flash their beautiful smiles.
So, which was your best section of the hilarious New Year wishes mentioned above? Do you want me to add more such wishes?
Let me know in the comments!
Hi, I am Claudia, I run TheQueenMomma’s content creation team, personally focusing on topics which add joy to people’s life. You would usually see me writing on topics like Jokes, Riddles, Truth & Dare as well as Baby Names etc.
In my professional career, I have a Bachelor’s and Master’s in sociology and specialize in media and crime. Once I finished my education, I began my career working as a journalist, reporting on various topics like crime, justice and family law. Even though I valued journalism, I came to the realization that I wanted to have a more immediate impact in people’s lives as well as bring joy to them.