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Pack The Marshmallows: 136 Camping Jokes To Tell Around The Fire

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Do you like spending time outdoors? Do you like camping, to be precise?

Well, I LOVE camping and trekking. I came back from a trek a few days back. It was my first trek with my toddler, and I loved it.

Trekking tests your energy and your fitness. It was hard for us, especially for my husband, who carried our daughter on his back for 12 km. Of course, there were times in between when my little one insisted on walking alone, and we let her.

No matter how hard the climb was, it was worth every drop of sweat when we reached our destination. The beauty of the mountain was breathtaking.

Now, when you rest at night and light up a fire in front of your tent, it calls for some drinks, food, and humor. And what better way to make people laugh than telling them jokes?

Camping jokes are a great way to loosen up after a tiring day hiking or trekking. When you laugh with your camping friends at silly jokes, it makes you relax.

I did the same on my last trek to a mountain valley. We had drinks, sang together, danced like no one was watching, and shared hilarious jokes about camping that had us in splits!

Of course, when it comes to camping jokes, you need to have a good collection of them. And that is exactly where this article comes into the picture.

The Best Camping Jokes of All Time

The Best Camping Jokes of All Time

You have a great time when you trek or camp with many people with the same interests. You enjoy the beauty of nature, talk about your individual trekking experiences and have fun.

Things become all the more interesting when you light up a campfire, sit around it, and share funny stories or jokes.

Here I have come up with a collection of some of the best camping jokes you can share with everyone.

You know, not all jokes are for everyone. There are dirty jokes and adults that you can’t share with kids, and then there are jokes for kids which are too simple for adults to enjoy.

That’s the reason I have made a few sections here. Each section consists of a specific kind of joke. You can jump straight to your preferred section if you want something specific.

So, are you ready to make people go ROFL?

Read on!

Short Camping Jokes

Short Camping Jokes

Short jokes work great as ice-breakers. Suppose you are camping with another family or a group, and you don’t know how to start a conversation. In that case, short jokes about camping can come to your rescue.

As you are already camping, these jokes are relevant and can make other people laugh and keep your conversation going.

When I was camping with a group of people I was meeting for the first time, I used some short camping jokes, I must confess.

And the result?

We end up being friends!

The following are some of my favorite short jokes about camping. Share these with your camping buddies, and have fun!

Why did the scarecrow go camping?

Because he heard it was in-tents!

How do you start a fire in a campground?

Light a match!

Why don’t oysters go camping?

Because they shell out enough money for a nice hotel!

What’s the best type of wood to make a fire at a campsite?


Why do bees have sticky hair after camping?

Because they use honeycombs!

How do you know if a camper is happy?

They’re “tents”!

Why do bears never get lost?

Because they always know “bear-ing”!

What kind of music do planets like when camping?


What did one sleeping bag say to the other?

I’m all “tuckered” out!”

Why was the camping book so unhappy?

It was in-tents-ly boring!

How do you invite a mushroom to your camping party?

You “spore” them with love!

What do you call a camping trip that’s full of puzzles?


Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants camping?

In case he got a hole in one!

What do you call a deer that tells jokes around the campfire?

A “comedi-deer”!

How do you know if there’s a camping chef in the forest?

You can “smell” their cooking!

Why don’t mountains ever get tired of camping?

They never peak!

What do you get if you cross a camping trip with a snowman?


Why was the math book sad during the camping trip?

It had too many problems!

What do you call a bear that loves to camp in a tent?

An in-tent bear!

Why did the tomato turn red at the campsite?

Because it saw the salad “dressing”!

How does a camper answer the phone in the woods?

Canoe help me?”

What’s a camper’s favorite type of fruit?

A pair-achute!

What do you call a snobby camping gear?


Why was the mosquito invited to the camping party?

It had a “bite”-sized personality!

What do you call a camping trip without bugs?


Why did the squirrel bring a parachute to the camping trip?

For its tree-drops!

What do you call a bear that can’t stop playing pranks during camping?

A “joke-oholic”!

How do you catch a squirrel during a camping trip?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Dirty Camping Jokes

Dirty Camping Jokes

Now, please note that this section is only for adults.

If you are hiking with new people and looking for some ice-breaking lines, stick to the previous section’s jokes.

The jokes from this section are reserved especially for those who have become close enough to share dirty jokes, if you know what I mean!

You know, I met an interesting guy in my last trek. Our trek lasted for five days. In those five days, I didn’t hear a single sentence from him that didn’t have slang or something dirty in it. And needless to say, he was the funniest of them all.

If you have someone in your camping group, too, you can share dirty camping jokes without any second thoughts.

Read on to learn about the jokes!

What did one tent say to the other tent?

You’re looking a bit pitchy today!”

Why did the bear bring toilet paper to the campsite?

Because he didn’t want to get caught in a “bear” situation.

How do you make a campfire more romantic?

Just add a little kindling-ling.

What do you call it when you accidentally trip and fall while camping?

A camping trip.

Why do campers always bring a ladder?

To “reach” new heights in their adventures.

What’s the difference between a campfire and a rash?

One’s uncomfortable and itchy, and the other is a skin condition.

Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the campground?

He was going on a nutty adventure.

What’s the best way to start a campfire?

Use a flamethrower; it guarantees a blazing success.

Why do tents never argue?

Because they always seem to “mesh” well together.

What’s the most popular type of tent in the adult camping community?

An “inti-mate.”

How do you make a campfire laugh?

You give it a “poking” joke!

Why don’t bears wear socks?

Because they have “bear” feet!

What did the bear say to the fish at the campsite?

Can I take you out for a nice fillet, or are you just finning for compliments?”

Why did the mosquito go camping?

It heard the flies were excellent dancers.

How do you know if a tree is a good storyteller?

It knows how to branch out and captivate its audience.

Why do campers always bring a ladder with them?

Because they heard the view from the top is “tree-mendous.”

What do you call a fish that wears a crown while camping?

A camping royal-t.

How do you keep a tent cool on a hot summer day?

Let it relax in the shade of a “cool” tree.

Why did the campfire get in trouble at school?

It was caught “burning” the midnight oil.

What do you call a group of trees that go camping together?

A “for-rest” of campers.

What did the tent say to the sleeping bag?

“I’ve got you covered, buddy.”

Why don’t bears tell jokes while camping?

They always “paws” for too long before delivering the punchline.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear, perfect for roasting marshmallows.

Why did the ghost go camping?

It wanted to hear some “boo”-tiful stories by the campfire.

What do you call a campfire with nobody around?

A “blaze” of glory missed.

Why did the mosquito bring a map to the campsite?

It didn’t want to get lost on its way to a blood buffet.

How do you stop a bear from charging?

You take away its credit card, and it can’t go “bear”-serk shopping.

Why did the camping couple break up?

They couldn’t find “common grounds.”

What did the log say to the fire pit?

“I’m falling for you, hot stuff!”

One-Liner Camping Jokes

One-Liner Camping Jokes

Just like short jokes, one-liner jokes work as great ice-breakers. And did I tell you what the best part of one-liner jokes is?

It sounds intelligent.

Yes, jokes can sound intelligent too. And the following jokes are proof of it.

You can share these jokes with your camping partners and see how they laugh out loud. So, are you ready to make yourself popular?

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Why don’t bears use tents?

Because they prefer “fur-nature”!

What did the sleeping bag say to the camper?

“I’ve got you covered!”

Why do campers always carry a map?

In case they get “compass-ted”!

What’s a mosquito’s favorite sport?

“Swat-ter polo”!

Why did the camping chair get promoted?

Because it knew how to “fold” under pressure!

How do trees get on the internet?

They “log” in!

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi, bud!”

What did one campfire say to the other campfire?

“You’re fired!”

Why don’t skeletons go camping?

Because they have “no body” to go with!

How does a camper cut his hair?

With a “camping shear”!

Why did the tomato turn red while camping?

Because it saw the “campfire sauce”!

What do you call a bear with no ears?


How do you organize a space-themed camping trip?

You “planet”!

Why don’t oysters go camping?

Because they’re afraid to “shell-abrate”!

What did the tent say to the sleeping bag?

“You’re so in-tents!”

Why did the camping couple break up?

They couldn’t “live in-tents” anymore!

How do you know if a camper is a werewolf?

Check if they howl at the “moon-rocks”!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?


Why do campers bring pepper spray?

In case they encounter “seasoned” bears!

What’s a camper’s favorite type of music?


How do you greet a tree?

“Bark” at it!

Why don’t mountains ever get sunburned?

Because they “peak” early!

What do you call a camper who can’t stop singing?

“A happy camper”!

Why don’t ants ever get lost while camping?

Because they have “ant-ennas”!

How does a camper organize a party?

They “pitch” a tent!

What do you call a campfire that tells jokes?

A “pun” fire!

Why did the camping table bring a deck of cards?

In case it wanted to “table” some games!

Knock Knock Camping Jokes

Knock Knock Camping Jokes

No list of jokes is complete without knock-knock jokes. After all, these are one of the funniest kinds of jokes. And did I tell you that knock-knock jokes are my favorite?

Yes. Now, do you know what the best thing about knock-knock jokes is?

It is interactive. It means when you say “knock knock,” the other person asks, “Who’s there?” and then you continue with the joke. This entire time, your audience remains hooked to your joke. And when they get to hear the last line, they burst out into laughter.

The following are some of the most hilarious knock-knock jokes about camping. Read on to have fun!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive who?

Olive to go camping!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch who?

Bless you! It’s a bit chilly out here in the tent.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce who?

Lettuce go hiking and explore the great outdoors!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo who?

Don’t cry, we’re just telling camping jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?

Cow says moooo, let’s have a BBQ!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?

Honey bee careful, there are bears in these woods!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Camper who?

Camper, camper, let’s make s’mores!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan who?

Ivan-t to go fishing by the river?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch who?

Bless you! It’s dusty on this camping trip.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes who?

Dishes the way to the campground?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl who?

Owl go camping and hoot at night!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smell map.
Smell map who?

Smell map, I think we’re lost!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Campfire who?

Campfire going to tell some spooky stories?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben who?

Ben a while since I went camping!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tents who?

Tents, we’re finally here! Let’s set up camp!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Forest who?

Forest come, let’s go hiking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moose who?

Moose go camping together?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?

Yacht to go fishing with me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woodchuck who?

Woodchuck you like to roast marshmallows?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
River who?

River gonna get your fishing rod?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smokey who?

Smokey Bear says, “Only you can prevent forest fires!”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spike who?

Spike the tent and let’s sleep under the stars!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tad who?

Tad-pole me, I’m going fishing!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear who?

Bear-y glad we came camping, aren’t you?

Camping Jokes For Kids

Camping Jokes For Kids

Many parents like me like to take their kids camping with them. If you are one of them, you might need some activities to keep them happy and engaged.

Yes, you might hike during the day. But what do you do when your kids want to do something after the sun sets?

That’s when camping jokes come into the picture!

You can sit around the campfire and share jokes about camping with your kids. And trust me; they will surely have one of the best times of their life.

Now, when it comes to jokes, not all jokes are kid-friendly. Keeping that in mind, I have dedicated this section to jokes meant for kids.

So, enjoy!

Why did the tomato turn red while camping?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

What do you call a snoring camper?

A zzz-squatch!

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi to be around!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a campfire? A hot dog!

A hot dog!

Why did the fish get bad grades at camp?

Because it was always swimming in schools!

What’s a vampire’s favorite type of camping?


Why don’t scientists trust atoms when camping?

Because they make up everything!

What do you call a bear that wears hiking boots?

A sole survivor!

What do you call a group of musical campers?

A harmonica-tion!

Why don’t mountains get cold during camping trips?

They wear snow caps!

What did one campfire say to the other?

“Let’s blaze a trail!”

How do you know if a camper is eating too much?

They have s’more belly!

Why did the tree go to the therapist during the camping trip?

It had some serious bark-issues!

What do you call a spider that loves camping?

A happy camper!

Why don’t eggs go camping?

They might crack under the pressure!

What’s a mosquito’s favorite sport during camping?

Skin diving!

Why did the ghost go camping?

To prove it had some spirit!

What do you call a bear wearing a raincoat during a camping trip?

A drizzly bear!

Why did the ants go to camp?

To improve their ant-letics!

What kind of music do you listen to while camping in the desert?


What do you call a camping trip with dinosaurs?

Jurassic” adventure!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill during the camping trip?

It wanted to get to the bottom!

What did the ocean say to the camper?

Nothing, it just waved!

How do you make a tent cozy?

Use camping “purr-niture”!

Why do bears never get lost during camping trips?

Because they always have a “bear-ing”!

What do you call a happy camper who makes great desserts?

A “smore-sician”!

Why did the mosquito take a vacation?

It needed some time to unwind and “itch” relax!

What’s a camping ghost’s favorite snack?

Ghoul Scout cookies!


Marshmallows, campfires, drinks, and stories make for a good camping experience with your people.

And no camping is complete without some rounds of pure humor. That’s where camping jokes can be great fun. They make you bond with your camping team and make them laugh.

Did you like the jokes I have listed here? Do you want me to add more jokes to the list? Do let me know in the comments!

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