Are you looking to have a fun time with your kids who love everything technology? Do they have a soft corner for robots?
Or do you want to make your tech-savvy friends and family laugh and have a wonderful time together?
Well, then, I have just what you need! How about some funny robot jokes?
There are so many jokes, puns, and funny one-liners on robots. While some can make you laugh out loud, others can pass right over your head if you are not so technologically advanced!
Did I tell you how I LOVE robots?
I have watched the movie “I, Robot” so many times that I have lost count! After all, that was the first movie that I saw on robots. And from then, I dream of having a robot of my own – maybe someday!
These days technology has become highly advanced. For example, you can now access robots using just your fingertips.
You have Google, Siri, and Alexa, who do what you ask them to do. They can even bid for you when you are sleeping. Isn’t that awesome?
Coming to robot puns, don’t worry. I have done the hard work for you.
I came with a collection of some of the best robot jokes. So you can share them with your family, friends, and kids to let them have an excellent laughing session. And don’t forget to order some snacks and drinks to make the evening all the more enjoyable!
Funny Robot Jokes, Puns, and One-Liners for All
Did you ever imagine when you were a kid that someday technology would be this helpful for us?
Well, I didn’t.
Now you have Wi-Fi in your cars. Then you have robot mops and robot vacuums and whatnot. And not to mention that the day is close when you can sit back at the wheel and take a nap while technology drives your car.
And remember the Wi-Fi equipped refrigerators. And then there is so much more that technology has blessed us with.
Well, if you don’t get technology that much, you can certainly admire and appreciate all that it has helped us with. Isn’t it?
Now let’s look at the sunny side and share some rib-tickling robot puns and jokes that will make your day!
Dad Jokes on Robots
Do you want to embarrass your kids a little? How about sharing dad jokes on robots at your next barbeque party with kids, friends, and family?
Yes, just like other dad jokes, these dad jokes on robots are corny and painfully funny. But, of course, there are references to star wars and metallic noise too.
And not to mention, these are funny in their own way.
Also, if you want to pull your kids’ legs a little and pretend to embarrass them, go for these corny robot dad jokes and puns.
Why was the robot tired when it got home?
It had a “hard drive”
What do you call a pirate droid?
Argh2-D2
What happened when they shut down the robot highway?
You take the R2-Detour
Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because he’s always making new friends!
Why did the droid cross the road?
Because it was programmed by a chicken.
“Waiter! Waiter! What’s this robot doing in my soup?”
“It looks like he’s performing human tasks twice as well because he knows no fear or pain.”
What happens when a robotic arm gets sent to prison what happens?
It now has 0 degrees of freedom.
Robot Bartender One Liners
Have you ever seen a robot having drinks in a bar? Have you ever imagined how hilarious the scene could be?
This section of robot jokes is all about robot bartenders. These one-liners are sure to crack you up.
I already have a grin on my face while typing this!
Are you planning a get-together with your friends who love drinking and partying?
Then these one-liners will be perfect for sharing with them. And your friends will love you for this. Trust me.
A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash. The bartender says, “Hey, we don’t serve robots.” And the robot says
“Oh, but someday you will.”
A robot bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A man enters a high-tech wine store and says ’15 liters of wine, please.’ The robot cashier says, ‘Did you bring a container for this?’ The man replies,
You’re speaking to it.
My robot joke writer was going to make a joke about alcoholic midgets but didn’t want to lower the bar.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The robotic bartender sets the beer down and says
For you, no charge
Robot Jokes on Food
Robots and food? Yes!
Imagine a robot walking into a restaurant and ordering a pizza. How funny would that be?
Well, I would find it bizarre and hilarious at the same time. And, of course, it would be cute too. I find robots to be cute!
So, what kind of snacks do you think robots can eat?
Come, let’s find out with these funny robot food jokes!
What did the robot do at lunchtime?
Had a mega byte!
What do robots eat for snacks?
Micro-Chips
Did you hear about the robot pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s tooooo cheeeesy!
What’s the diff between a pizza and these robot jokes?
These robot jokes can’t be topped!!!!
The robot ate a light bulb. Why?
Because it desired a light snack.
Robot Jokes for Adults
Men make robots. And so, there are so many ways that we can make them look funny.
Of course, robots are brilliant. Robots are fascinating. It makes me wonder how a metal object follows your orders or does other things they are programmed to do.
There are many jokes and puns on robots that will leave you gasping for breath. Yes, those are that funny!
So, are you ready for some quick-witted jokes on robots?
Dive right in!
Upon first meeting with the man, what was the robot saying to him?
I’m a robot.
How do dog robots operate?
They byte.
What caused the robot to fail his test?
It was a little rusty.
What do the robots wear during the cold months?
Re-boots.
What caused the robot to sneeze?
It was infected with a virus.
What caused the robot to take a vacation?
To recharge its energy.
What were the robot’s friends saying at his funeral?
Rust in peace.
I once dated a robot, but He simply required too much maintenance.
our relationship ended.
How the robot had to cross the river?
From the ro-boat
In what location did the robot travel?
Bots-wana.
Which kind of robot transforms into a tractor?
A trans-farmer.
What made the robot wed his fiance?
It was unable to resist.
How many robots are required to install a lightbulb?
Three – one will hold the lightbulb, and two will turn the ladder.
What transpires when a robot enters muddy water?
It becomes muddy and wet.
Which Android team took first place in the Olympic water sports?
A rowbot
What types of androids can be there in the Antarctic?
Snobots
I’m beginning to build a robot with a very high word-per-minute rate.
It is a pro-to-type.
What are the robot pine trees growing?
Sili–cones.
What is a sad robot called?
The woe-bot.
Knock-Knock Robot Jokes
Knock-knock jokes are my all-time favorite. I love how they rhyme and make you laugh with an unexpected answer.
Are you fond of knock-knock jokes too?
Then read these knock-knock jokes on robots. You can’t keep a straight face with the funny answers of the knock-knock.
Now double the fun by sharing them with your loved ones!
1. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2D2
2. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anne.
Anne who?
Anne Droid
3. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Si.
Si who?
Cyborg
4. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Robot.
Robot who?
Why are you telling knock-knock jokes? There’s a robot invasion.
Droid Jokes
If you like technology, you will like droid jokes too. And this section is meant just for that.
I have listed some funniest droid jokes that will make you laugh. And you can get some with references from Star Wars too.
Share these with your close ones and see how they have one of the best times of their lives!
What do you mean, these aren’t the droid jokes you were looking for?
Why are robots never lonely?
Because there R2 of them.
What do you call a pirate robot?
Arrr-2-D2
What do you call an invisible droid?
C-through-P0.
Why did R2D2 walk out of the pop concert?
He only likes electronic music.
Why was the robot late for the meeting?
He took an R2-detour.
What do you call a frozen droid?
An ice borg.
Heavy Metal Robot Jokes
Modern robots are mostly made using plastic, which is lighter and less expensive than metal. But industrial robots are still made using metal.
And you can hear a lot of robot jokes on these heavy metal robots.
In this section, I have listed only the best of them. So, know what happens when a metal robot goes out on the street like humans in the funniest way possible!
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Why do robots never use bank cards?
They always pay with cache.
Why did the robot cross the road?
The chicken programmed it.
What restaurant did the robot go to?
Megabytes.
Why did the robot go to the bank?
He’d spent all his cache.
What music do robots like?
Heavy metal.
Why did the robot go on holiday?
To recharge her batteries.
What do you call it when two robots go to a restaurant?
A dinner data.
Why did the robot want to take a train up the mountain?
He thought it would be a hard drive.
What do you call a Canadian robot?
A snowbot.
Why was the robot banned from driving?
She beeped too much.
Conclusion
Before the robots take over the world, enjoy these robot jokes (pun intended)!
So, did you enjoy reading these puns and one-liners? Which ones cracked you up the most? Do you think your friends and family will love these jokes?
Let me know in the comments!
Hi, I am Claudia, I run TheQueenMomma’s content creation team, personally focusing on topics which add joy to people’s life. You would usually see me writing on topics like Jokes, Riddles, Truth & Dare as well as Baby Names etc.
In my professional career, I have a Bachelor’s and Master’s in sociology and specialize in media and crime. Once I finished my education, I began my career working as a journalist, reporting on various topics like crime, justice and family law. Even though I valued journalism, I came to the realization that I wanted to have a more immediate impact in people’s lives as well as bring joy to them.