Is it your friend’s, kid’s, or husband’s birthday near the corner? Are you looking for ways to make it all the more fun and memorable than ever?
How about sharing hilarious birthday jokes that can make people laugh and cheer?
I am always very excited when it comes to arranging a birthday party or celebrating it. When I was a kid, my parents used to arrange this huge birthday party for me with all my friends coming over.
Now that I am a grown-up, I get multiple cakes from my parents, husband, friends, and colleagues. Of course, this means multiple celebrations throughout the day. So you can say I am always on cloud nine on my birthday.
The cakes, the dressing up, the parties, the decorations, and the opportunity to be with my favorite people make my day.
Did I tell you that my baby’s 2-year birthday is on the next month, and I’m super-duper excited about it already?
I have already started planning for it, and I’m thinking of keeping a session of sharing jokes.
Of course, my baby is too little to understand the jokes, but the guests can. So they can have a fun time laughing.
And as you know, laughter is infectious. So it will make my little one laugh too!
You can do the same on your close one’s birthday and make their birthday a day to remember.
Check out the best birthday jokes here!
The Best Birthday Jokes of All Time
Jokes are meant to make everyone laugh. And when you have a great occasion, such as a birthday, to share hilarious jokes, you know you can never be wrong with these.
Did I tell you how you can share birthday jokes in so many ways?
If you send a hand-written birthday card to your loved one, include a funny joke about birthday to make them laugh when they read your card.
If you want to wish someone close to your heart a corny wish on their birthday, tell them a joke about getting older. The laugh that you will see on their face will make your day.
Do you want to wish your special social media friend on his or her birthday?
Send them a dad birthday joke to crack them up laughing.
And, of course, you can always share your collection of the best birthday jokes on your near one’s birthday and make everyone laugh.
Now don’t worry if you don’t have a good collection of the funniest birthday jokes. I have got your back.
Here is a list of some of the most humorous jokes on birthdays. Read on.
Best Birthday Jokes for Friends
Is your best friend having their birthday anytime soon? Are you and all your other friends throwing a party for the birthday girl or boy?
Then, I know you want them to enjoy themselves the most. Right?
Whenever I am with my friends, all one can hear is laugh. Yes, we are loud people, and we laugh a lot – especially when we are together after a significant amount of time.
And when it’s any one of our birthdays, our joy, laughter, and screams know no bounds!
This is the perfect time for me to share gut-busting jokes – if you know what I mean.
Are you anything like me, or do you love making your friends laugh, especially when it is their birthday?
Then save these jokes for your use!
What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older!
Age is a relative thing. All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age!
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!
Birthdays are nice and all, but I think too many can kill you!
Why do candles love birthdays so much?
They just wanna get lit!
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman’s body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
How do people celebrate birthdays in heaven?
With angel food cake!
You know you’re getting old when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
What is the meaning of a true friend?
One who remembers your birthday but not your age!
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y!
What did the pirate day on this 80th birthday?
Aye-matey!
Today is your birthday, so congratulate yourself—especially if you’re still young enough to remember it!
Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it keeps your cake from flying all over the room, so you don’t have to chase it.
What did one candle say to the other?
“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
Don’t get weird about getting older!
Age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying us!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
If somebody gives you sand or dirt on your birthday, what do you say?
Thank you for the sediment.
Why does Dracula not enjoy throwing birthday celebrations?
He claims that planning them causes pain in the neck.
Why was the boy dressed up for his birthday in a tuxedo?
Because he would have a fabulous presence.
Why was soap given to the boy as a birthday gift?
The event was a soaprize party.
Why did six become angry with seven?
Because seven eight nine on his birthday (seven ate nine).
How did the basketball player celebrate his birthday before blowing out his cake?
He gave a swish.
Best Birthday Jokes for Kids
I am a mommy of a toddler now, but when it comes to celebrating a birthday, things are the same for me. I always look for ways to make it merrier and happier.
And when a person like me gets to celebrate her little sunshine’s birthday, guess what I can do!
Last year, when we celebrated her first-ever birthday, I wanted her to be the star of the show, which she already is. So, I called in a professional photographer and got her photoshoot done. The final images were breathtaking!
I always have a huge smile on my face whenever I see those cute pictures. I am going to treasure them for the rest of my life.
This year, she will be of two years. And this time, I want the guests to have some fun too. And funny birthday jokes fit the bill perfectly.
If you are attending a kid’s birthday or planning one for your kid, you can always include these jokes in their birthday cards. They will have a great time laughing. Trust me.
What did the birthday card say to the stamp?
Stick with me, we’re going places!
What kind of music is bad for birthday balloons?
Pop.
What did one candle say to the other at the end of the birthday party?
I’m feeling a little burned out after that party!
Why do candles always go on the top of birthday cakes?
Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.
Why can’t kids remember past birthdays?
Because they are thinking about the present.
Why did the birthday kid get soap for their birthday?
It was a soap-prise birthday party!
What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
They both need a good batter.
Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?
She wanted to ice it.
Why did we have to send the cake to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby.
Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office?
It was feeling crumby.
Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?
It was a pound cake.
Did the teddy bear want cake on his birthday?
No, he was stuffed.
What did the cake say to the ice cream?
You’re cool.
What did the ice cream say to the grumpy birthday cake?
What’s eating you?
What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like?
I Scream Cake.
How do pickles celebrate their birthday?
They relish it.
Why did the student eat their homework on their birthday?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What happens when you invite a thief to your birthday party?
They take the cake!
What kind of cake do you eat if you are sleepy on your birthday?
Coffee cake.
Why was the birthday cake so hard?
It was a marble cake!
What did the cake say to the donut?
You’re looking a little glazed over.
If you have a dozen eggs in one hand and 10 cupcakes in the other, what do you have?
Crazy-big hands.
What did the birthday cake say to the fork?
You wanna’ piece of me?
Why did the birthday cupcake cross the road?
It had muffin else to do!
What was on the other side of the birthday cake?
The side that hadn’t been eaten!
Why did the girl hit the birthday cake with a hammer?
She thought it was a pound cake.
What kind of birthday does the Snow Queen like?
Any birthday with frosting and icing!
How did the block of cheddar celebrate a birthday?
With a cheese toast!
What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday?
Hope you have a Gouda birthday!
How do tacos wish you a happy birthday?
They want to taco bout how awesome you are!
What is the one birthday-related guarantee you receive every year?
Your age has increased by a year.
The little strawberry on the cake was crying, but why?
Since its parents were in a jam.
What kind of birthday greeting should you give an otter?
Have an otterly wonderful birthday.
How does a broke plate respond when it gets her cupcake?
Is GLUE-TEN free in this?
When you’re the last person to arrive at the party, what type of cake is the only one still available?
Choco-late cake.
What did the cow wish for her birthday?
An outing to the moooo-vies.
What was the caveman’s typical age?
Stone Age.
How do you celebrate a crab’s birthday?
Birthday greetings! Have a crab-ulous day.
What do you tell your goldfish when it turns a year old?
Have a fin-tastic day.
Best Birthday Jokes for Your Sister
Sisters are God’s special gift for you. And I really mean it when I say that.
I have a younger sister. We fight A LOT despite having a huge age gap of nine years! But, let me confess, I love her like my own baby.
And we both love cracking jokes on each other and pulling each other’s legs.
Do you have an irritating but loving sister like me whom you want to entertain with funny jokes on her birthday?
Then this section is just for you. Share the following jokes with your sister and see how they crack up!
Why didn’t anyone say happy birthday to the owl?
Because it didn’t give a hoot.
Did you know that birthdays are good for your health?
It’s a scientific fact: People who have more birthdays live longer.
Where do you buy a birthday present for a cat?
From a cat-alogue.
What did the birthday balloon say to the safety pin?
“Hey, buster.”
Why couldn’t the knot go to the birthday party?
It was all tied up.
What kind of birthday cake is hard as a rock?
Marble cake.
What kind of candle burns longer than others?
None, silly — they all burn shorter.
What famous people were born on your birthday?
None — they were all just babies!
Where can you go to study birthday treats?
Sundae school.
What do you call a birthday bash you throw for a dog?
A ball.
What do you say to a bunny on its birthday?
Hoppy birthday to you.
How do you know if a birthday cake is sad?
Look for the tiers.
How is a birthday cake like baseball?
Both need batters.
Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes?
Because it doesn’t work to put them on the bottom.
Did you hear what happened at the tree’s birthday party?
Everyone got totally sappy.
What does an oyster do on its birthday?
Shellebrate.
What happens when thieves crash a birthday party?
They take the cake.
What kind of music do balloons fear?
Pop tunes.
What can you do if you get heartburn from birthday cake?
Take off the candles before you eat it next time.
What do you sing to a cow on its birthday?
Happy birthday to moo!
Why do candles love birthdays?
They like to get lit.
What’s a bee’s favorite day of the year?
Its bee-day.
What did the elephant want for his birthday?
A trunk full of presents.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for a birthday present?
“Thanks — I’ll never part with it.”
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When you slice it.
What does a witch do on her birthday?
Spellebrate.
What did the cake say to the birthday girl?
“You want a piece of me?”
What’s the difference between pie and birthday cake?
πr², cake are round.
What do they eat on birthdays in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Best Birthday Jokes for Your Brother
Brothers are always overprotective, especially if you are younger than them. Isn’t it?
They care for you and become protective of you if they get to know about any guy in your life.
Well, I don’t have a brother, so I didn’t experience it. But I have cousins who are just like my own brothers. I have twenty-two cousins, and the majority of them are brothers. So, I know what it is like to have some muscular men by your side!
Whenever it is their birthdays, we all, brothers and sisters, get together, talk about our lives, have cakes and drinks, and have a blast.
One of my brothers knows the best one-liners that are sure to make anyone go, LOL!
Now, if you have a cool relationship with your brother and want to make their birthday a bit more fun, the following birthday jokes are for you!
Why does the mushroom always get invited to birthday parties?
He’s a fun guy.
Did Moby Dick enjoy his birthday?
Oh yes — he had a whale of a time.
What did one candle say to the other?
“Birthdays just burn me up.”
Why don’t kangaroos don’t like birthdays?
They only get to celebrate them in leap years.
Why did the bakery get robbed?
Robbers heard the cakes were rich.
What birthday present is guaranteed to make anyone’s face light up?
A light bulb.
Why did people take off their coats at the birthday party?
Because everyone kept toasting.
What kind of cake do you eat if your birthday’s on Halloween?
I scream cake.
Why were there balloons in the bathroom?
For the birthday potty.
Why do kids always forget their past birthday parties?
Because they’re so focused on the present.
Did you hear about the sale on birthday candles?
It’s a blowout.
How was the birthday party for the fish?
It went swimmingly.
What did the ocean say on its birthday?
Nothing — it just waved
Did you hear about the risk behind birthdays?
Yeah, too many can kill you.
Why did the birthday girl hit her cake with a hammer?
Because it was pound cake.
Why did the student eat his homework on his birthday?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What did the cake say to the ice cream?
“I think you’re cool.”
What did one lion say to the other on its birthday?
“It’s roar birthday, let’s party!”
How do you know if a donut is bored at a birthday party?
It looks glazed over.
What did the birthday card say to the stamp on its envelope?
Stick with me — we’re going places.
What do they call you when you attend a ghost birthday?
The life of the party.
Two birthday cupcakes were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said.
“Hey, it’s hot in here.”
Why did the pickle have so much fun at the birthday party?
It relished every minute.
What did one corn cob say to the other on its birthday?
I’m ear to party with you!
Why do leprechauns prefer cash to presents on their birthday?
Because money is green.
Why did the baker laugh in the bakery?
Because the eggs kept cracking jokes.
What did the kid tell a classmate who lied about his birthday being in the summertime?
Julyed
What did one cheese say to the other on its birthday?
This might sound cheesy, but I’m gouda say it anyway: Have a hap-brie birthday.
What did the buffalo say when his son left the birthday party?
Bison
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks on their birthday?
In case they get a hole in one!
What did one candle say to the other after the raging birthday party?
“I’m feeling rather burned out.”
What did the mommy rose say to the baby rose on his birthday?
“Happy birthday, bud!”
What do you call a noodle pretending it’s his birthday?
An impasta
I dread my birthday, but my friends tell me to cheer up because it’s better than falling into a hole filled with water.
I know they mean well.
Why didn’t the pony sing happy birthday?
It was a little hoarse.
What kind of jewelry did the rabbit wear for its birthday party?
14 carrot gold.
How did a duck buy birthday presents?
He put them on his bill.
Why couldn’t I have my birthday party at the library?
It was already booked up.
What did the lawyer drink on her birthday?
Subpoena colada.
When do you put a birthday cake in the freezer?
When you’re ready to ice it.
Why don’t I want to celebrate my birthday party on the moon?
That place has no atmosphere.
What kind of cake do you eat when it’s your birthday but you’re tired?
Coffee cake.
How do you organize a birthday party in space?
You planet carefully.
How does a cat make a birthday cake?
From scratch.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon on her birthday?
She’d let it go.
What’s the best thing to put into a birthday cake?
Your teeth.
What do you say to a pickle who didn’t get invited to the birthday party?
Dill with it.
What’s worse than finding a bug in your birthday cake?
Finding half a bug.
Why does popcorn always have great birthday parties?
Because they’re always popping.
Best Birthday Jokes for Your Husband
I married my best friend. And so I have a very cool and casual relationship with my husband.
While we do have some very different interests from each other, we both love humor. He is so funny that he can make me laugh even when I am having the worst day of my life. And that is the reason I fell in love with him in the first place.
When it is his birthday, I always plan surprises for him.
Now, are you planning anything for your husband’s birthday? Do you want to make him laugh on his special day?
Give him a quirky birthday card with a funny birthday joke written on it. And don’t miss his laugh!
I have listed some witty jokes for your husband’s birthday in this section. Share them with him and enjoy your special moments!
What do cats eat on their birthday?
Mice cream cake.
Why does everyone in my family keep reminding me how old I am?
Because age is a relative thing.
What does a house wear to its birthday party?
Address.
Why does a joke become a dad joke on its 18th birthday?
Because that’s when it’s fully groan.
On my 18th birthday, my grandmother shared some wisdom:
“Remember these two words that will open a lot of doors throughout your life: Push and pull.”
What did the frog drink to wash down his birthday cake?
Diet croak
Why did the math book have such a great birthday?
It took the day off from thinking about all its problems.
What did one plate say to the other on its birthday?
“Dinner’s on me!”
What game do rabbits play at their birthday parties?
Musical hares.
Why did the kid get soap for his birthday?
Because it was a soap-rise party.
What’s the left side of the birthday cake?
The one that’s not yet eaten.
Isn’t it a great feeling knowing you’re so old there’s nothing left to learn the hard way?
I’m not going to make any age jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are
You know you’re old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Why do candles love birthdays so much?
They just wanna get lit!
Happy birthday. You’re one in a melon.
Hope this birthday is toad-ally awesome.
You know you’re getting old when…
You sing along with the elevator music.
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Reasons to Make People Laugh
You may have heard numerous times that laughter is the best kind of medicine. But do you know why they say that? Why should you even care about making someone laugh?
Well, the reasons are many. You can benefit from laughter emotionally, physically, and socially.
The following are only some reasons from the many that you include humor in your life as much as possible.
- If you have anxiety for some reason, reading a good book of jokes can actually benefit you. It will leave you less anxious.
- You feel energized after a good laughter session, giving your energy a considerable boost. So laugh often.
- Laughter relaxes your entire body. This means you sleep better if you go to bed after having fun with your near and dear ones.
- If you are happy and laugh more, you have a lesser chance of heart disease.
- After having a stressful day, if you spend some time with your favorite people or read jokes and have a laughing session, you can stay protected from the ill effects of stress.
- If you can make people laugh, people are more likely to get attracted to you. As a result, they will love spending time with you.
- If you are at work and want to bring out the best in our team members, be happy and make others in the team happy.
So, live your life to the fullest, have fun and laugh at every opportunity you get.
Conclusion
Have you finished reading the best birthday jokes? How funny did you find them to be? Did they make you laugh hard?
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Hi, I am Claudia, I run TheQueenMomma’s content creation team, personally focusing on topics which add joy to people’s life. You would usually see me writing on topics like Jokes, Riddles, Truth & Dare as well as Baby Names etc.
In my professional career, I have a Bachelor’s and Master’s in sociology and specialize in media and crime. Once I finished my education, I began my career working as a journalist, reporting on various topics like crime, justice and family law. Even though I valued journalism, I came to the realization that I wanted to have a more immediate impact in people’s lives as well as bring joy to them.