Do your kids love the spring season?
Well, most of us all do! After all, who can ignore the cool breeze and rain after summer? Of course, spring is the time when your kids may want to go out for a scavenger hunt, but you can tell them jokes about spring to have a fun time with them.
Kids love to laugh, and they look so adorable when they are happy. And when our kids are happy, we mommies are happy too, isnât it?
When I was a kid, I often listened to jokes. My father was very bad at telling jokes. His jokes were mostly lame, but I used to laugh at them too. Now when I think about it, it feels funny.
And did I tell you that sharing good jokes sessions with your kids can create a strong bond between you and them?
The spring season is the season of love and rain. So here I have come up with some funny spring jokes for kids that are sure to make your little ones have a good laughing session.
Before I begin with my list of jokes, let me give you an idea. Do you want to surprise your kids and let them have a big smile on their faces when they are at school?
Write a joke on a piece of paper every day and put it inside their lunch box. So, when they open the box to have their lunch, they will find the joke, read it, and have a good laugh.
Like it?
Spring Jokes For Kids
Kids are all about love and laughter. So tell them some spring jokes to let them have a hearty laugh!
Spring Jokes For Kids About Growing Plants
Many flowers bloom in the months of spring. So, here I am with a funny take on growing plants!
What did the seed say to the flower?
Ok bloomerâŚ
When is the impossible time to plant flowers?
When you havenât botany.
Did you hear about the pogo stick made out of plants?
Itâs made of spring onions!
What did the sprout say when he saw his friend?
Hey Bud!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What is an herb gardenâs favorite singer?
Elvis Parsley
What do you get when you plant kisses?
Tulips
Why did the farmer plant seeds in a pond?
He was trying to grow a watermelon
Whatâs the most popular type of pickle for spring?
Daffo-dills
Whatâs a bakerâs favorite kind of garden?
A flour garden
What do you call a lion who is dressed up and ready to hit the town?
A dandy-lion
What did the big flower say to the small one?
Hey Bud, youâre really growing!
Did you meet that mushroom over there? I hear heâs the life of the party.
Heâs a pretty fun-gi!
Why couldnât the flower ride a bike on the first day of spring?
it didnât have petals yetâŚ
Why did the farmer bury his money?
To make his soil rich!
Why are oak trees so forgiving?
Every spring, they turn over a new leaf
When is it impossible to plant spring flowers?
When you havenât botany
What did the tree say when it first saw spring?
What a re-leaf!
Jokes For Kids About the Spring Season
The Spring season has so much to give. The flowers, the rains, and whatnot!
Here is a funny take on this beautiful season.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Does February like March?
No, but April May
What is Springâs favorite appetizer?
A bloominâ onion!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers!
What did summer say to spring?
Help, Iâm about to fall!
What month is the shortest?
May because it only has three letters!
Which spring month canât ever make a decision?
MAYbe
What did summer say to spring?
Help, Iâm going to fall!
Jokes For Kids About All Things Spring
Share these spring jokes with your kids and see how their faces brighten up!
What did the spring say to the airplane?
Boeing!!
I heard you bought a new bed! Did you get a spring mattress?
Oh no, I use it all year.
What season is best to go on a trampoline?
Spring-time
How do you make a pool bouncy?
Add spring water
Been washing my trampoline.
Seemed time to do some spring cleaning.
Did you see the other day the bed store is having a spring sale?
The rest of the bed is still full price thoughâŚ
Did you hear about the mama bedbug?
Sheâs having a baby in the spring.
As spring approaches, why do bees only humm?
Since they cannot remember any other words.
What did the first strawberry tell the second strawberry?
We would not be in this jam if you were not so fresh.
What do you call a cat that is well-dressed?
A dandy lion.
Which bows are impossible to tie?
The rainbow.
On whose faces do flowers bloom?
Tulips.
What drinks does a tree enjoy most?
Root beer.
What sort of book enjoys a rabbit before bed?
One with a hoppy ending.
What happens when a joke is told to an egg?
It’s cracked.
Why is Yoda a skilled gardener?
He’s got a good green thumb.
Spring Jokes For Kids About Weather
The beautiful sky, rain, and blooms â all these pretty much sum up the beauty of spring. But, here is the funny side to it. Scroll down!
If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring?
Pilgrims
What did the dirt say to the rain?
If this keeps up, my name will be mud.
What falls but never gets hurt?
The rain
How does the sun listen to its favorite music?
On the ray-dio
What goes up when the rain goes down?
Umbrellas
Whatâs a bow that canât be tied?
A rain-bow
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you do say itâs raining chickens and ducks in April?
Did you see this fowl weather?
Spring Jokes For Kids About Animals
Here is a funny take on the insects, birds, and other animals of spring!
How does a bee brush its hair?
With a honeycomb
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inchworm!
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
What is the chickâs favorite vegetable?
Eggplants
Why is the letter A like a flower?
The B comes after it!
What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
A Robin
What do sheep do on a sunny spring day?
Have a Baa baa cue!
Do bees fly in the rain?
Before they go out, they put on their yellow jackets.
The chicken entered the playground in the springtime, but why?
To access the next slide.
What do you name the springtime joke-telling rabbit?
Funny bunny.
What motivated the sheep to take a spring break?
To have some me-time.
How would you describe a herd of springtime singing cows?
Mooo-sical.
Why do birds perform poorly in spring dances?
They have only two left wings.
What is the name of a frog that has springs in its foot?
A leaping toad.
What did the springtime flower hear from the tree?
I am branching out, so leaf me alone.
How can you tell if a squirrel is awaiting spring?
It goes nuts.
Knock Knock Spring Jokes for Kids
Who doesnât love knock-knock jokes? And kids are no exception to it. So share these hilarious jokes with your kids to have a fun-filled time with them.
Knock, knock!
Whoâs there?
Worm!
Worm who?
Worm in here, isnât it?
Knock, knock!
Whoâs there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, itâs raining!
Knock, knock!
Whoâs there?
Rover!
Rover who?
Rover the rainbow!
Knock Knock
Whoâs there?
June. June who?
âJune know any good knock knock jokes?â
Knock, knock!
Whoâs there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer buzzing, it must be spring.
Knock, knock!
Whoâs there?
Swarm.
Swarm who?
âSwarm outside!
Funny Spring Jokes For Kids
Following are some spring jokes that are sure to make your kids laugh. Read these to them!
What do you say when itâs raining chickens and ducks in April?
FOUL spring weather.
Does February like March?
No, but April May
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inchworm.
Whatâs Irish and comes out in Spring?
Paddy OâFurniture
Which crime-fighter likes spring the most?
Robin
Whatâs the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?
Ape-ril Foolâs Day.
What kind of garden does a baker have?
A âflourâ garden.
Do you know all about April 1st?
Yes, Iâm fooly aware of it!
What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
A robin.
What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
Garden hose.
Why are maple trees so forgiving?
Every Fall, they “Let It Go.“
When is it impossible to plant flowers?
When you havenât botany.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where on earth have you been?â
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf.
What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming.
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
What did the big flower say to the little one?
Youâre really growing, bud!
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily!
What do you call a mushroom which is the life of the party?
A fun-gi.
Why did the bird go to the hospital?
It needed tweetment!
Why did one bee tease the other bee?
Because he was acting like a bay-bee!
What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?
Son-flower!
Why couldnât the flower ride its bike?
It lost its petals.
How does a bee brush its hair?
With its honeycomb.
Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business?
Because itâs when you can really ârakeâ in the money!
What do you call two young married spiders?
Newly webs.
Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee comes after it!
Everyone has these on their face. What are they?
Tulips
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
What falls but never gets hurt?
The rain!
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
How do you know that bees are happy?
Because they hum while they work.
Why was the bee mad?
youâd be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee
Whatâs the best place to grow flowers in school? â
In kinder-garden.
Why are people always tired in April?
Because they just finished a March.
What do you call a country that drives only pink cars?
A pink CARnation.
I fall, but I donât get hurt. I pour, but Iâm not a jug. I help plants grow, but Iâm not the sun. What am I?
Rain.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers
What gift does April bring May?
Flowers
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What does a flower bomb sound like?
Kabloom.
Which bug is related to you?
Your Aunt.
Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee comes after it!
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean.
What did the dirt say to the rain?
If this keeps up, my name will be mud.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Do bees fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
What do you call an emergency in spring?
May Day.
What can run fast but canât walk?
Water.
Why did the Easter bunny hide?
He was a little chicken.
I donât have wings, but I can fly. I have a tail. I am very colorful. I am not a bird. What am I?
A kite.
Why canât you tease egg whites?
They canât take a yolk.
How does a bee brush its hair?
With its honeycomb.
Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, theyâd break.
Who is an herbâs favorite singer?
Elvis Parsley!
What is Springâs favorite appetizer?
A bloominâ onion!
What do you call a cyborg bee?
The Pollinator!
Conclusion
Have you read these spring jokes for kids?
Did your kids like them too? Did they have a great time full of laughter?
Donât forget to let me know in the comments!
Hi, I am Claudia, I run TheQueenMomma’s content creation team, personally focusing on topics which add joy to people’s life. You would usually see me writing on topics like Jokes, Riddles, Truth & Dare as well as Baby Names etc.
In my professional career, I have a Bachelor’s and Master’s in sociology and specialize in media and crime. Once I finished my education, I began my career working as a journalist, reporting on various topics like crime, justice and family law. Even though I valued journalism, I came to the realization that I wanted to have a more immediate impact in people’s lives as well as bring joy to them.