117 Silly Spring Jokes For Kids And Adults

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Do your kids love the spring season?

Well, most of us all do! After all, who can ignore the cool breeze and rain after summer? Of course, spring is the time when your kids may want to go out for a scavenger hunt, but you can tell them jokes about spring to have a fun time with them.

Kids love to laugh, and they look so adorable when they are happy. And when our kids are happy, we mommies are happy too, isn’t it?

When I was a kid, I often listened to jokes. My father was very bad at telling jokes. His jokes were mostly lame, but I used to laugh at them too. Now when I think about it, it feels funny.

And did I tell you that sharing good jokes sessions with your kids can create a strong bond between you and them?

The spring season is the season of love and rain. So here I have come up with some funny spring jokes for kids that are sure to make your little ones have a good laughing session.

Before I begin with my list of jokes, let me give you an idea. Do you want to surprise your kids and let them have a big smile on their faces when they are at school?

Write a joke on a piece of paper every day and put it inside their lunch box. So, when they open the box to have their lunch, they will find the joke, read it, and have a good laugh.

Like it?

Spring Jokes For Kids

Spring Jokes For Kids

Kids are all about love and laughter. So tell them some spring jokes to let them have a hearty laugh!

Spring Jokes For Kids About Growing Plants

Many flowers bloom in the months of spring. So, here I am with a funny take on growing plants!

What did the seed say to the flower?

Ok bloomer…

When is the impossible time to plant flowers?

When you haven’t botany.

Did you hear about the pogo stick made out of plants?

It’s made of spring onions!

What did the sprout say when he saw his friend?

Hey Bud!

How excited was the gardener about spring?

So excited he wet his plants.

What is an herb garden’s favorite singer?

Elvis Parsley

What do you get when you plant kisses?

Tulips

Why did the farmer plant seeds in a pond?

He was trying to grow a watermelon

What’s the most popular type of pickle for spring?

Daffo-dills

What’s a baker’s favorite kind of garden?

A flour garden

What do you call a lion who is dressed up and ready to hit the town?

A dandy-lion

What did the big flower say to the small one?

Hey Bud, you’re really growing!

Did you meet that mushroom over there? I hear he’s the life of the party.

He’s a pretty fun-gi!

Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike on the first day of spring?

it didn’t have petals yet…

Why did the farmer bury his money?

To make his soil rich!

Why are oak trees so forgiving?

Every spring, they turn over a new leaf

When is it impossible to plant spring flowers?

When you haven’t botany

What did the tree say when it first saw spring?

What a re-leaf!

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Jokes For Kids About the Spring Season

Jokes for Kids About the Spring Season

The Spring season has so much to give. The flowers, the rains, and whatnot!

Here is a funny take on this beautiful season.

Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!

What month always asks questions and permission?

May!

Does February like March?

No, but April May

What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?

A bloomin’ onion!

When do monkeys fall from the sky?

During Ape-ril showers!

What did summer say to spring?

Help, I’m about to fall!

What month is the shortest?

May because it only has three letters!

Which spring month can’t ever make a decision?

MAYbe

What did summer say to spring?

Help, I’m going to fall!

Jokes For Kids About All Things Spring

Jokes for Kids About All Things Spring

Share these spring jokes with your kids and see how their faces brighten up!

What did the spring say to the airplane?

Boeing!!

I heard you bought a new bed! Did you get a spring mattress?

Oh no, I use it all year.

What season is best to go on a trampoline?

Spring-time

How do you make a pool bouncy?

Add spring water

Been washing my trampoline.

Seemed time to do some spring cleaning.

Did you see the other day the bed store is having a spring sale?

The rest of the bed is still full price though…

Did you hear about the mama bedbug?

She’s having a baby in the spring.

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Spring Jokes For Kids About Weather

Spring Jokes for Kids About Weather

The beautiful sky, rain, and blooms – all these pretty much sum up the beauty of spring. But, here is the funny side to it. Scroll down!

If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring?

Pilgrims

What did the dirt say to the rain?

If this keeps up, my name will be mud.

What falls but never gets hurt?

The rain

How does the sun listen to its favorite music?

On the ray-dio

What goes up when the rain goes down?

Umbrellas

What’s a bow that can’t be tied?

A rain-bow

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do you do say it’s raining chickens and ducks in April?

Did you see this fowl weather?

Spring Jokes For Kids About Animals

Spring Jokes for Kids About Animals

Here is a funny take on the insects, birds, and other animals of spring!

How does a bee brush its hair?

With a honeycomb

Why did the worm cross the ruler?

To become an inchworm!

Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.

What is the chick’s favorite vegetable?

Eggplants

Why is the letter A like a flower?

The B comes after it!

What type of bird should you never take to the bank?

A Robin

What do sheep do on a sunny spring day?

Have a Baa baa cue!

Do bees fly in the rain?

Before they go out, they put on their yellow jackets.

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Knock Knock Spring Jokes for Kids

Knock Knock Spring Jokes for Kids

Who doesn’t love knock-knock jokes? And kids are no exception to it. So share these hilarious jokes with your kids to have a fun-filled time with them.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?
Worm!
Worm who?
Worm in here, isn’t it?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it’s raining!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?
Rover!
Rover who?
Rover the rainbow!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?
June. June who?
“June know any good knock knock jokes?”

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer buzzing, it must be spring.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?
Swarm.
Swarm who?
‘Swarm outside!

Funny Spring Jokes For Kids

Funny Spring Jokes for Kids

Following are some spring jokes that are sure to make your kids laugh. Read these to them!

What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks in April?

 FOUL spring weather.

Does February like March?

No, but April May

Why did the worm cross the ruler?

To become an inchworm.

 What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?

Paddy O’Furniture

Which crime-fighter likes spring the most?

Robin

What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?

Ape-ril Fool’s Day.

What kind of garden does a baker have?

A “flour” garden.

Do you know all about April 1st?

Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!

What type of bird should you never take to the bank?

A robin.

What kind of socks does a gardener wear?

Garden hose.

Why are maple trees so forgiving?

Every Fall, they “Let It Go.

When is it impossible to plant flowers?

When you haven’t botany.

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Where on earth have you been?”

What did the tree say to spring?

What a re-leaf.

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.

What did the big flower say to the little one?

You’re really growing, bud!

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lily!

What do you call a mushroom which is the life of the party?

A fun-gi.

Why did the bird go to the hospital?

It needed tweetment!

Why did one bee tease the other bee?

Because he was acting like a bay-bee!

What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?

Son-flower!

Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?

It lost its petals.

How does a bee brush its hair?

With its honeycomb.

Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business?

Because it’s when you can really “rake” in the money!

What do you call two young married spiders?

Newly webs.

Why is the letter A like a flower?

A bee comes after it!

Everyone has these on their face. What are they?

Tulips

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What falls but never gets hurt?

The rain!

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled.

How do you know that bees are happy?

Because they hum while they work.

Why was the bee mad?

you’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee

What’s the best place to grow flowers in school? –

In kinder-garden.

Why are people always tired in April?

Because they just finished a March.

What do you call a country that drives only pink cars?

A pink CARnation.

I fall, but I don’t get hurt. I pour, but I’m not a jug. I help plants grow, but I’m not the sun. What am I?

Rain.

When do monkeys fall from the sky?

During APE-ril showers

What gift does April bring May?

Flowers

What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?

A spring roll!

What does a flower bomb sound like?

Kabloom.

Which bug is related to you?

Your Aunt.

Why is the letter A like a flower?

A bee comes after it!

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

A jelly bean.

What did the dirt say to the rain?

If this keeps up, my name will be mud.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team.

Do bees fly in the rain?

Not without their yellow jackets.

What has to be broken before you can use it?

An egg.

What do you call an emergency in spring?

May Day.

What can run fast but can’t walk?

Water.

Why did the Easter bunny hide?

He was a little chicken.

I don’t have wings, but I can fly. I have a tail. I am very colorful. I am not a bird. What am I?

A kite.

Why can’t you tease egg whites?

They can’t take a yolk.

How does a bee brush its hair?

With its honeycomb.

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them, they’d break.

Who is an herb’s favorite singer?

Elvis Parsley!

What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?

A bloomin’ onion!

What do you call a cyborg bee?

The Pollinator!

Conclusion

Have you read these spring jokes for kids?

Did your kids like them too? Did they have a great time full of laughter?

Don’t forget to let me know in the comments!

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