Do you want to bring happiness and laughter into your kid’s life?
Laughter is the best therapy – they say. And it is true too! After all, you are neither too old nor too young to giggle and laugh.
Kids look their best when they are happy and express it through laughing.
If you ask me what is the best kind of music for me. The sound of my one-year-old’s laugh. It is so infectious that I can’t help but laugh with her too.
How old is your kiddo? Do you tell jokes to them to see them laugh ear to ear?
Well, no matter your kid’s age, there are always some funny puns for kids to make them laugh out loud.
Here I have listed some silly knock-knock jokes and one-liners that your little one can’t get enough of.
Your quirky teen, goofy 3-rd grader, or always on-the-go toddler will enjoy them to the fullest. But, if you are telling them the same old jokes repeatedly, then know that you need to change your jokes routine a bit.
My list of funny puns for kids is easy to remember, simple, and short. So, whether you are looking for jokes for your food-loving high-schooler or Cocomelon-obsessed toddler, you can get to them directly. Also, to make it easier for you to understand, I have broken them down into some sections.
Funny Puns for Kids of All Ages Begins!
Kids are innocent beings, and it is not that difficult to make them laugh. My toddler laughs seeing me make funny faces, and I don’t have to say a thing!
But if you have bigger kids, these hilarious jokes will do the trick. If your kid love animals, tell them animal jokes and see how they crack up.
And don’t worry, all the jokes mentioned in my list are kid-friendly. So, don’t stress and have fun with your kids.
Happy surfing!
Funny Puns for Kids About Animals
Most kids LOVE animals – no matter which animal it is! And, of course, they have a special place in their hearts for pets such as cats and dogs.
We have a cat at home whose name is Snow. We gave her the name for an obvious reason – she is as white as snow! And my one-year-old adores her.
She loves spending time with Snow, cuddling her, and feeding her. She even uses the words I use when I cuddle with her. Some days back, I heard my kiddo saying, “I love you, baby,” while brushing through Snow’s fur.
If your kid is fond of animals, too, they will love jokes about animals. And I have dedicated this section just for that.
Read the following and share them with your little sunshine!
What do you call an animal you keep in your car?
A Carpet
Why did the crab never share?
Because he’s shellfish.
After a fish shares his opinion.
Let minnow what you think.
when all the catnip is gone.
You have cat to be kitten me right now.
when a hawk falls off a branch.
Well, this is hawkward.
when an otter needs personal space.
Get otter here!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What did the giraffe say when her neighbor wouldn’t stop talking?
You’re giraffing me crazy!
What would you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An Investigator!
Why did Spidey the spider switch on the computer?
To have a look at his web-site!
What would you call a lazy baby Kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Hippo 1: You’re fat. Hippo 2: That’s very
hippo-critical.
Want to go on a picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
What did the seal say when his friend told him a joke?
That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!
What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?
Bison
What would bears be without Bees?
Ears
How do bees go to school?
By school buzz.
Why don’t teddy bears get hungry?
Because they’re constantly stuffed.
When the dog took a seat on sandpaper, what did it say?
Ruff
What is all that is black, white, and red?
A zebra with sunburn.
Where do cows go to have fun?
Towards the Moo-vies.
What do you refer to as a horse that resides next door?
A neigh-bor.
What do monkeys make such poor storytellers?
Because they always have a single tail.
When famous dragons leave their jobs, where do they go?
The hall of flames.
Funny Puns for Kids About School
School is such a place where only some kids have the same experience. While some like going to school, others don’t.
I don’t remember my first day at school. But my mom said I was crying and not letting go of her hand. On the other hand, I remember my sister’s first day at school as she is nine years younger than me. She was all smiles that day.
No matter how your kid’s first day in school was, this is where they make friends, have fun, learn new things and, of course, make memories that they will cherish for the rest of their life.
There are so many jokes out there about schools. It involves things we generally see in schools, such as pencils, teachers, students, homework, and whatnot.
And that is what I have listed here in this section. So read them to your kids and hear their laugh!
A science teacher’s favorite type of tree is
chemis-tree.
When my math teacher called me average, he was being
mean.
I love math teachers because they
solve problems.
To a teacher of social sciences, the
globe means the world.
English teachers are the best because they never
write their students off.
I am never going to a Halloween party with my Geometry teacher. His costume was too squarey.
write their students off.
A substitute teacher’s favorite place to eat is
Subway.
You should never gift anything to your history teacher. He won’t like the
present.
She was great at art class. Her talent with the brush made her painting a
real class act.
Geography is without a doubt, my favorite subject. It is
world-class.
At first, I was so nervous about English, but now I am
past tense.
We get so much homework, it lessons our excitement for the weekends.
The strawberry was very late for school because she was stuck in a
jam.
The fish was sad he failed his classes. He was below C level.
jam
When a chicken crosses a road, it becomes
poultry in motion.
Whenever I have graph paper, people think I am plotting something.
Not all math puns are odd. Only sum are.
You’re so bright, your teachers will have to
wear shades.
I hope you find a group of friends who clique with you.
Where are pencils made?
Pennsylvania.
What emotions did the student experience upon learning about electricity?
Completely shocked.
How can a science teacher brush her teeth?
Using experi-mints.
Funny Puns for Kids About Food
Food is an indispensable part of daily life. There are so many foods from so many countries out there, and we don’t even know the name of all of them. But, of course, some food is common to all.
And based on that, people have created some hilarious puns on food. After hearing them, you will look at those foods from a different angle, that I can say!
Now, is your kid a food lover? Do they like to try new food? Do they enjoy eating different kinds of food?
How about telling them jokes about food?
Yes, there are jokes on cucumber, peanut butter, nuts, oranges, noodles, honey, cakes, and whatnot.
If your kid loves food, they will enjoy hearing them to the fullest. And to help you with the jokes, I have listed some nut-cracking kid-friendly jokes on food here.
Have an egg-cellent day!
Lettuce us celebrate!
Thyme is money.
You butter believe it
Nice to meat you.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Doughnut take us lightly.
The path of yeast resistance.
Another one beats the crust.
Pickle for your thoughts.
A salt with a deadly weapon.
Batter up!
Robert Brownie Jr.
Good morning Viet-nom!
Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout!
It’s nacho your problem.
I’m a weirddough.
What the hell am I doughing here?
Let’s cut to the cheese.
I doughnot belong here.
I hope you find inner peas.
This may sound bananas, but I find you a-peeling.
Chill today, hot tamale.
Making ends meat.
Don’t leek my secrets.
Thanks for pudding up with me.
Here’s my number, so Kale me maybe?
Bean there, done that.
You’re a has bean.
John Lemon.
You’re a real pizzawork.
You look radishing today.
Y’all bready for this?
I donut understand food puns.
I only have fries for you.
You’re acting unbeerable.
Jello from the other side!
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple.
I am on a seafood diet, so I eat food whenever I see it.
What caused the peanut butter to be on the road?
To go along with the traffic jam.
How is a cucumber transformed into a pickle?
It has a jarring experience.
What makes oranges use sunscreen?
This prevents them from peeling.
What did baby corn tell mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
Which type of room does not have any room?
A mushroom
Which academic subject is the sweetest?
History – as it is filled with dates.
What did the starving computer eat?
Bytes on chips, one at a time.
Funny Puns for Kids About Halloween
Halloween is that time of the year when your kid is all set to scare people and get scared. Isn’t it?
That is the time when kids enjoy a lot, play scary pranks on their friends and family and go trick or treat from house to house.
And did I mention how kids love dressing up in their favorite Halloween costumes?
When I was a kid, my favorite costume for Halloween was that of a vampire. I am a big fan of the Twilight movie series and still wish to have a vampire boyfriend. Yes, I’m married, and my husband also knows about this silly wish!
How about gifting your kid some laughter with my list of jokes this Halloween?
Do you want to make it more interesting for them?
Then you can throw a Halloween party inviting all your kid’s friends and keep a session for Halloween jokes. Do this, and you will be the mommy of the year in no time!
“Orange you excited for Halloween?”
“Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”
“I don’t trust pumpkins. They’re seedy.”
“Creep it real.”
“Hello, gourd-geous.”
“Eat, drink, and be scary.”
“Life is gourd.”
“Lift your spirits!”
“Mummy of the year.”
“Happy Howl-oween.”
“Too cute to spook.”
“Howl you doin’?”
“Oh my gourd!”
“Trick or tequila.”
“#SquashGoals”
“Come as you aren’t.”
“A scare is born.”
“Hallow-queen.”
“Frankly, I don’t think I’m that scary.”
“Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.”
“Feeling gourd, like I should.”
“Looking for a bunny costume because it’s hoppy hour.”
“You’re the pick of the patch.”
“The zombie thinks this is the best thing since sliced head.”
“My costume is eerie-sistible.”
“Goblin candy all night.”
“Witch, please.”
“Witch way to the pumpkin patch?”
“Basic witch.”
“If the broom fits, fly it.”
“Resting witch face.”
“Witchful thinking.”
“Witch and famous.”
“What’s up my witches?”
“You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”
“Bow down, witches.”
“Witch upon a star.”
“Witch better have my candy.”
“Keep calm and carry a wand.”
“You’ve got me under your spell.”
“Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.”
“Witching you a happy Halloween.”
Funny Puns for Kids About Christmas
“Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!”
I LOVE this Christmas song, and I leave no stone unturned whenever I get to sing it! But, of course, I sing it to her now that I have a kid.
There is something magical about Christmas. The snow, the festivity, Santa Claus, and the presents – no matter where I am during Christmas, I enjoy this holiday season to the fullest.
And not to mention how kids love Christmas too! I see many kids playing in the snow, having fun, and having the best times.
Is your kid crazy about Christmas too?
Then, how about making this Christmas fun and filled with laughter with the following hilarious Christmas puns for kids?
“Resting Grinch face.”
“You sleigh me.”
“Your presents is requested.”
“But wait—there’s myrrh.”
“Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”
“Hold on for deer life.”
“It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.”
“Oh, deer.”
“That look soots you.”
“I’m Claus-trophobic.”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
“A round of Santa-plause, please.”
“Santa cleans his sleigh with Santa-tizer.”
“Claus I said so!”
“Time to spruce things up.”
“I’m feelin’ pine.”
“We have great chemis-tree.”
“I’ll never fir-get.”
“These decorations are tree-mendous.”
“Make it rein.”
Conclusion
Laughter is therapy, as I said earlier. And when you laugh with your kid, it helps make your bond stronger and more loving than ever with them.
They start seeing you as their friend. And you become one of those lucky moms who know about all the ups and downs in their kids’ life.
Did you have a hearty laughing session with your kid reading these funny puns for kids? Which section did your kid enjoy the most?
Don’t forget to let me know in the comments!
Hi, I am Claudia, I run TheQueenMomma’s content creation team, personally focusing on topics which add joy to people’s life. You would usually see me writing on topics like Jokes, Riddles, Truth & Dare as well as Baby Names etc.
In my professional career, I have a Bachelor’s and Master’s in sociology and specialize in media and crime. Once I finished my education, I began my career working as a journalist, reporting on various topics like crime, justice and family law. Even though I valued journalism, I came to the realization that I wanted to have a more immediate impact in people’s lives as well as bring joy to them.