Do your kids love Disney movies and characters? Do they mention Disney every time you talk about movies? And do the adults in your family like Disney too?
Then one of the best things you can do when you plan a get-together is come up with Disney jokes!
Jokes are no doubt hilarious. And when you share them with your friends and family, you are sure to have a great time. Also, when the jokes are especially about Disney movies, dialogues, scenes, and characters, they make you laugh like a mad man. Agree?
I am a HUGE fan of Disney movies. I grew up reading the stories of Disney princesses, and I dreamed of meeting my Prince Charming. And that did happen when I met the love of my life.
I wish to visit Disneyland someday. I want to meet the characters I have loved ever since my childhood. And when I do that, I know I will have the best time of my life.
But did you know there are so many funny and corny jokes about your favorite Disney characters?
Well, yes. They are hilarious, and they will give you and your family a laughing riot!
I have come up with a list of some of the funniest Disney jokes. They are perfect for sharing with kids as well as adults.
Are you eager already?
Come, letâs read them together.
Funny Disney Jokes For Kids And Adults
Get-togethers with your loved ones are no doubt fun. And when you share some silly jokes, it becomes all the more joyful.
Funny Disney Jokes For Kids
Share these Disney jokes with the small ones of your family and see how they roll laughing!
What does Frostyâs wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream
What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?
Put it on my bill
What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?
Comet books!
Why was Ariel dressed in seashells?
Because the “B” shell was too tiny and the shell of “D” was too large.
What happens when a shark and a snowman are combined?
Frostbite
Which song does Tarzan like best?
Jungle bells
How come Mickey Mouse traveled to space?
To search for Pluto
What does an Olaf eat for breakfast
Snowflakes
What Disney character can count the highest?
Buzz Lightyear â he can count to infinity and beyond
What did Woody say to the pencil?
Draw, pardner!
What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear?
A lot. There were three movies!
Why did the banana go to see Doc McStuffins?
Because it wasnât peeling well
What did the town sing when the Beast and Belle broke up?
Single Belle, Single Belle, single all the way
What did the rapper Lil Jon say when he visited Disneyland?
Turn down for Walt
What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?
Youâve got a friend in me!
What did Mickey Mouse say when he crashed his car?
Disney matter!
What did Hamm build his house out of?
Mahogany!
How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
Mouserable!
How do you ask Scar to stop being so mean?
Be a bit more Simbathetic!
How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?
Mouse to mouse resuscitation
How cold was it at Disney World?
Donald Duck was wearing pants!
Have you ever flown on a flying carpet!
Itâs a rugged experience!
Disney finally released Yodaâs last name.
His full name is: Yoda Lay-Heehoo
Why would Snow White make a good judge?
Because she is the fairest of them all!
Why was Woody fed up with Hamm?
He was being a bore!
Why was the wrong Disney princess arrested?
The police thought she was someone ElseâŚ
Why is Jessie undefeated at darts?
Because she always gets Bullseye!
Why is Cinderella terrible at netball?
Because she always runs away from the ball
Why is Buzz light year so good at Maths?
Because he can count to infinity and beyond!
Why does Woody always have to wear his trainers?
Because thereâs a snake in his boot!
Why does Jessie ride Bullseye?
Because Bullseye is too heavy to carry!
Why does Alice ask so many questions?
Because sheâs in Wonderland
Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?
Because he was a horse!
Why did the cookie go to see Doc McStuffins?
Because it was feeling crummy
Why did Sleepy go to bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Why did Mickey Mouse fall over?
He had a Disney spell!
Why did Mickey go into outer space?
To find Pluto
Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?
Because the carton said âconcentrateâ
Why did Donkey cross the road?
He wanted to visit his âneigh-borâ Shrek.
Why did Buzz Lightyear go to school in the sun?
To get brighter!
Why didnât Anna and Elsaâs parents teach them all the letters of the alphabet?
Because they got lost at C!
How do you keep Pumba from charging you?
Take away his credit cards
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Because Donald ducked
Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?
Because he won the No-Belle Prize
How does the ocean say hello to Ariel?
It waves
What did Captain Hookâs sidekick say to Adele?
Hello, itâs Smee!
What is Grumpy’s favourite fruit?
Sour grapes
Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
He Neverlands
How does Clarabelle Cow feel when sheâs sad?
Moo-dy
What did Snow White say when her photos werenât ready yet?
âSomeday, my prints will come!â
Why did Sven try to eat Olafâs nose?
Because he doesnât carrot (care at) all
What music does Buzz Lightyear like best?
Nep-tunes
Who does Mickey say is his favourite pop star?
Britney Ears
What is Clarabelleâs favourite party game?
Moo-sical chairs
What is Tarzanâs favourite Christmas Carol?
Jungle Bells
Where do Disney characters like to eat?
Mickey Dâs
What kind of fairy doesnât like to take a bath?
S-Tinkerbell
Why do people go to Disneyland?
So they can get a little goofy
What Disney character would you ask to fix something?
Tinkerbell
Whatâs Peter Panâs favourite restaurant?
Wendyâs
Why did Ariel throw peanut butter into the ocean?
To go with the jellyfish
If Donald throws a ball at you, what should you do?
Duck
When does Donald Duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn
What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
He has a meltdown
What do you call Wall-Eâs cousin who cleans floors?
Floor-E duh
What is the Cheshire catâs favourite colour?
Puuurple
What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner?
That hit the spot
What does Woody say when he walks into a German car dealership?
Audi!
What do you call a lion with no eyes?
Lon
What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?
An iPad Minnie
What is Captain Hookâs favourite letter?
aRRRRRRgh
What is Captain Jack Sparrowâs favourite restaurant?
Arrrgh-byâs
What is Mickey Mouseâs favourite sport?
Minnie-golf
Why does Jessie say sheâs undefeated at darts?
Because she always gets Bullseye!
Who is Thorâs favourite rapper?
MC Hammer
Whatâs the Cheshire Catâs favourite drink?
Evaporated Milk
Whatâs the name of the Disney princess that got burned?
Cinder-ella
Why did Mickey Mouse go to the doctor?
Because he had Disney spells.
Why is Yoda such a fantastic gardener?
He has green fingers!
Where does Sarge keep his armies in Toy Story?
In his sleeves
What does Winnie the Pooh call his girlfriend?
Honey!
Where can Ariel and all of her fishy friends be found?
Under the sea
Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom?
Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.
Why is Quasimodo great at solving crimes?
He always has a hunch.
Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
He heard he might get a hole in one.
What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
Mulan Rouge
Who does Ariel call when one of her friends is missing?
The Lost and Flounder line
What kind of monster loves to disco?
The boogieman.
Why didnât the scarecrow eat dinner?
He was already stuffed.
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
Noâunless you Count Dracula!
Why didnât the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten!
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch!
The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?
A coffin.
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When youâre a mouse.
What is a recess at a mortuary called?
A Coffin Break!
Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
Because there are so many plots there!
When Rapunzel emerges from the dark, what does she say?
And at last, I see the light!
Who does Ariel call when one of her friends is missing?
The Lost and Flounder line.
Disney is planning to release a version of Tangled that has an alternative ending where Rapunzel’s hair isn’t chopped off.
It’s going to be called ‘The Uncut Edition’.
What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
Mulan Rouge.
What does Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse when he’s listening?
Iâm all ears.
If Donald throws a ball at you, what should you do?
Duck!
When I went to the doctor, I said, “Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy.â
He replied, âHow long have you been getting these Disney spells?â
When does Donald Duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Where did Captain Hook go for a hook replacement?
The second-hand store.
What did Captain Hookâs accomplice say to Adele?
Hello, itâs Smee!
What did Woody say to the pencil?
Draw, pardner!
After eating, what did the 101 Dalmatians say?
That hit the spot.
What do you say to Simba when heâs moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
What Christmas Carol is Tarzan’s favourite?
Jungle Bells.
What drink is the Cheshire Cat’s favourite?
Evaporated milk!
Where do the Sith tend to shop?
At a Darth Mall.
Why was R2-D2 angry?
Everyone kept pushing his buttons.
When Chewbacca gets chocolate in his fur, what is he called?
A chocolate chip Wookie!
Who serves the food at restaurants on the Death Star?
Darth Waiters.
Which Star Wars character is the most globally travelled?
Globe-Wan Kenobi.
Funny Disney Jokes For Adults
It is not only kids that love Disney. Adults love it too. The following corny jokes on Disney are meant for adults only!
Why couldnât Cinderella play cricket?
She always ran away from the ball!
Why canât you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will âLet it go, let it goâŚâ
Why canât Cinderella play football?
Her coach is a pumpkin!
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?
Because there is a sign that says, âNever Neverland.â
What is a pirate who misses class called?
The Captain Hooky.
Why did Bo Peep and Woody split up?
She was a bit embarrassed.
How Elsa won the game of hide and seek?
Because Olaf was exposing her.
What is a singing bear known as?
Bear-tista
What stops aliens from coming to Earth?
Because they only provided us with one star after reading the reviews.
Mickey Mouse uses what to access the internet?
the mouse pad
How come Aladdin had two hats on?
Just in case, he ended up in Agrabahdabrah!
What has Snow White said to the copy machine?
Mirror mirror on the wallâŚ.
What game did Woody like the most?
Woody and Hide
Why did Genie go to a locksmith?
He was imprisoned inside.
What is Belle’s preferred food?
Beauty and the cheesecake.
Why did Dumbo leave his job?
He was fed up with working for just peanuts.
What did Elsa utter when she caught a glimpse of herself in a crystalline ball?
Let it snow
Why was Cinderella rejected from the football team?
Because she was constantly avoiding the ball.
Which princess makes the best corny Disney jokes?
Ra-PUN-zel
Which Disney princess makes the best judge?
Snow White; sheâs the fairest of them all
Which chocolate bars are Buzz Lightyearâs favourite?
Marsbars and milkyways!
Where does Tarzan buy his clothes?
Jungle sales!
Where did Hamm go to school?
Hogwarts!
Whatâs Mickey Mousesâ favourite treat?
Mice cream
Whatâs a beeâs favourite Disney movie?
Beauty And The Bees
Whatâs Tarzanâs favourite Christmas carol?
Jungle Bells!
What would you call Woody if he weighed 126 pounds?
A nine-stone cowboy!
What superhero uses public transport?
Bus Lightyear!
What kind of music does Buzz Lightyear listen to?
Neptunes!
What is Grumpyâs favourite fruit?
Sour grapes
What does Woody say when he has bad gas?
Darn tootinâ!
What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Her glass flipper
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball and has a pumpkin for a coach
What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other?
It was a glove at first sight.
Why would you not want to be one of Snow Whiteâs dwarfs?
6 out of 7 of them arenât Happy
Why is Cinderella terrible at netball?
Because she always runs away from the ball
What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?
High Hue, High Hue!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouseâs wife drive?
A Minnie van
What does an Olaf eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?
âMove fastaâ (Mufasa)
What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?
Put it on my bill
What do you call the Disneyland train when it sneezes?
A choo-choo train
What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
Rapunzel, By a hair!
Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?
He was going on a Minnie vacation.
What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?
Comet books
Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?
The second-hand store
What does Ariel like to put on her toast?
Merma-lade
Which Disney Princess is a cowâs favorite?
Moo-lan
Why does Ariel wear seashells?
Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small
How does Disney World get a tissue to dance?
They put a little Oogie Boogie in it.
Why is Halle Bailey the perfect Ariel?
Because sheâs cute as shell
Why was Woody fed up with Hamm?
Because Hamm was being a bore
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
Why is Quasimodo great at solving crimes?
He always has a hunch!
How does Scarlet Witch channel her magic?
With a magic Wanda!
Does the God of Thunder like ice cream?
Sure, but he prefers Thor-bet.
Who is Thorâs favourite rapper?
MC Hammer!
Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?
Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
What do you call a droid that likes taking the scenic route?
R2-Detour!
What does The Child from The Mandalorian write in his Valentine’s cards?
Baby Yoda, one for me!
Is BB hungry?
No, BB-8!
Which program does Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi!
Why didnât Anna and Elsaâs parents teach them all the letters of the alphabet?
Because they got lost at C!
What do Ariel and her under-the-sea friends sing at Christmas?
Christmas corals.
What did Ariel excel at when she was at school?
Algae-bra.
Did you know cows like a Disney movie or two?
Their best watch was Moo-lan.
What do Huey, Dewey, and Louie have before bed?
Milk and quackers.
What does Woody say whenever he visits a car showroom?
Au-di partner!
What do the Monsters Inc gang like to do in the winter?
They Mike Wazow-ski.
Did you hear about Nemoâs adventures when he went into battle?
He got caught behind anemone lines.
Which Avenger is always in a hurry?
Black Widow, sheâs Russian.
Why did Woody buy Bulls Eye some cough medicine?
Because he was so horse.
How did the Cheshire cat become so wise?
He always reads the mews!
What take-away does Lightning McQueen order?
Ka-Chow Mein.
Did you hear of the Marvel character thatâs always ready for summer?
Heâs tan-os
Want an Avenger you can trust?
Call on the Credible-Hulk.
When does Mickey Mouse hang up next yearâs calendar?
New Ears Eve.
Did you hear about Mickeyâs favourite road trip destination?
Itâs Minnie-sota.
What kind of shoes does Simba wear?
Heir Jordans.
Why did the lions go to Simbaâs naming ceremony in Lion King?
Because it was the mane event.
Which Disney Princess is the cowâs favourite?
Mulan.
Why do Texas baseball fans love Chip & Dale?
Theyâve been known to Rescue Rangers.
What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk?
Winnie the P.U.
How do Ewoks communicate?
On their Ewokie-talkies!
Did you know things are so bad that even Captain Jack Sparrow has had trouble making ends meet?
He can barely afford to keep a skeleton crew.
Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?
Because he was hoarse
Who is always watching over Thor?
His Asgardian angel.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchioâs face and said: âLie to me! Lie to me!
Whatâs pink and has seven dents?
Snow Whiteâs cherry!
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged!
Why doesnât Bambiâs friend Thumper make noise during sex?
Because he has cotton balls.
Why did Chip and Dale take Daisy Duck to the hospital?
Because they busted a nut in her.
Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?
He has Pooh stuck inside him.
Did you hear how Captain Hook died?
Jock Itch!
Why do the seven dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?
The grass tickles their balls
How do you kill the hunchback of Notre Dame?
Give him a knife and say, “Who’s special?”
What did Mulan and her husband name their retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong!
Why was Anger so furious?
Because Sadness touched one of his balls.
What’s slimy cold, long, and smells like pork?
Kermit the frog’s finger
What do you call a nanny that doesnât flush?
Mary Poopins the toilet.
Why does Peter Pan fly?
Cause you got hit in the peter with a pan, Youâd fly too.
How does Darth Vader greet visitors to Disneyland?
Welcome to the Park-side.
Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
You guys know why Disneyland closed?
It was because of Sneezy.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at Disneyland?
She woke up.
Why canât Dalmatians hide?
Because they are always spotted.
Have you ever heard about the Hunchbag of Notre dame?
He rings a bell.
Nobody talks about Dumbo anymore.
Heâs irrelephant.
In movies, when people go underwater, I hold my breath to see if I will survive.
Unfortunately, I died at Finding Nemo.
What font does the mermaid use for writing?
Ariel.
You know why did Arielâs boyfriend break up with her?
Because she was a selfish lover.
Is your name Ariel?
Because we are mer-made for each other.
What do dwarfs call Snow White as a nickname?
Heigh-ho.
If Tinkerbell had a Latina sister, what would you call her?
Taco bell.
Why is Cinderella bad at sports?
She is always running away from ball.
Why do people watch Disney movies?
So they can get a little goofy!
What do you call a Dalmatian thief with a headache?
Cuella Ad Vil.
Voldemort: so, youâre saying you just have to lie?
Pinocchio: Yes!
What is Dumboâs least favourite band?
âCage the Elephantsâ.
Whatâs Olafâs favourite food?
Ice Berger.
Which fairy says no to showers?
Stink-rebel.
Which Disney character is the scariest?
Poca-haunt us.
Why did Elsaâs credit card get rejected?
Her accounts were frozen
What does the white rabbit eat on Easter?
ChocoâLATE.
What does Mickeyâs wife drive?
Minnie Cooper.
Why does Snow White hate Twitter?
She only has seven followers.
Guess what you get if you cross Donald with a whale?
Moby Duck.
How do you get the Queen of Heartsâ attention?
Poke-her.
What would be the name of the movie if I was Belle?
Beauty and the Feast.
Why was King Triton mad at Ariel?
Her grades were under the C.
Who do you ask to fix something?
I donât know, Fix-It Felix? NO! Tinkerbell.
What would you call Hercules if he was a scientist?
Molecules.
Whatâs Herculesâ least favourite car?
MersâHades.
The next Pirates of the Caribbean movie will have more violence in it.
I guess it will be rated âArrr..â
What does Alladin say when he sneezes?
Ahhhh-bu!
Minnie told Mickey she wanted a divorce.
He responded: âAre you fucking crazy?!â
Minnie says: No, Iâm fucking goofy!â
Disney Puns
How about some Disney puns meant just for adult family members and friends?
- Meet Gaston, winner of the No-Belle prize.
- Weâre alive and Belle.
- Iâm off to a buy and Belle sale.
- Hmm, it doesnât ring a Belle.
- This is a whole different Belle-Game.
- Thanks for the offer, Iâll Mulan it over.
- If your name is Ariel, I really think weâre mer-maid for each other.
- Ariel loves toast for breakfast. She spreads it with merma-lade.
- The Disney Ducks are early risers, Donald and Daisy wake at the quack of dawn.
- Hello pirates, itâs Smee!
- Itâs o-fish-al, clownfish are the funniest in the ocean.
- Itâs Thorsday, The Avengers favorite day of the week.
- The God of thunderâs favorite dessert is always Thor-bet.
- Whenever Mickey steps out to perform, he and his friends bring the âmouseâ down.
- Radiator Springs is wheely a great place to live. You auto swing by some time.
- When I die, I want to be scattered over Disneyland. But not cremated.
- Chernobyl is like Disneyland. Except the 5 foot tall mouse is real there.
- Disneyland prices are now well over $100 a person. Maybe now theyâll buy Donald Duck some pants.
- A blond is driving to Disney LandâŚShe sees a sign saying âDisney Land leftâ so she turns around and drives home.
Conclusion
Did you have a great laugh reading these Disney jokes?
Iâm sure you did!
Which one cracked you up the most?
Donât forget to let me know in the comments!
Hi, I am Claudia, I run TheQueenMomma’s content creation team, personally focusing on topics which add joy to people’s life. You would usually see me writing on topics like Jokes, Riddles, Truth & Dare as well as Baby Names etc.
In my professional career, I have a Bachelor’s and Master’s in sociology and specialize in media and crime. Once I finished my education, I began my career working as a journalist, reporting on various topics like crime, justice and family law. Even though I valued journalism, I came to the realization that I wanted to have a more immediate impact in people’s lives as well as bring joy to them.