So, you like this person? And you want them to like you too?
Then the best thing you can do is to be funny to them! Yes, people love someone who is humorous, who is witty, and who can make them laugh. So, you have to be all of these if you want this person to go gaga over you!
You know, my husband and I were best friends for years before we got married. Did I tell you what the best thing that I liked about him was?
He was the funniest guy I have ever met! He used to make me laugh even on my gloomiest days.
I was happiest when I was with him. Fast forward to today; he is still the same funny guy who is always there for me to cheer me up even on my toughest days.
I’m telling you all these just to make you understand how important humor is in our lives. And when you have a partner who can make you laugh, what more do you want?
The same goes for the person you like. They deserve someone who can bring light to their otherwise boring life. So, if you want them to be in your life, make them happy. And what better way to do that than telling them flirty knock knock jokes?
Yes! These funny jokes work wonders whether you want to break the ice, start the conversation, flirt, or go a little deeper.
Flirty Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
Don’t have much stock of jokes? Fret not.
I have come up with an amazing collection of flirty knock-knock jokes. All you need is to tell these to your crush and enjoy a wonderful time with them.
Romantic Knock Knock Jokes
Are you already in a romantic relationship and spice things up?
You can tell your partner these flirty knock-knock jokes and see how they light up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
(Point thumbs at your chest) Disguise your boyfriend!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I still can’t stop thinking about you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you all day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saint Valentine.
Saint Valentine who?
‘Saint Valentine’s Day without you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Russian.
Russian who?
I’m Russian to get your phone number!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think you’ll ask me out?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana takes you out this weekend.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese awful cute, ain’t she?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you and me not out on a date?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and kiss me!
Knock knock.
Anyone there?
Juan.
Who is Juan?
Will you Juan me on a date?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pauline!
Pauline Who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew, you know how much I love you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aherd.
Aherd who?
Aherd, you like guys who tell knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher me, not some other guy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spelling bee.
Spelling bee who?
Spelling be mine: B-E-M-I-N-E.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Evvie.
Evvie who?
Evvie thing that I have is yours, darling.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cynthia.
Cynthia who?
Cynthia you been away, I missed you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I love you!
I love you who?
Don’t ask who, because it’s you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you stunning.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Johann.
Johann who?
Johann a beautiful smile!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you real soon.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love I’m feeling right now?
Knock Knock Jokes as Pickup Lines
Are you looking for a pickup line that is flirty and funny and can make things work for you?
How about trying these?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad, you’re excited, too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don’t open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
H.
H who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing later tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police tell me I’m your type!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Would you mind pudding your phone number in my contact list?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hershey’s.
Hershey’s who?
Hershey’s *kiss*.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Axe.
Ax who?
May I ax you on a date?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aretha.
Aretha who?
Aretha flowers for you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cumin.
Cumin who?
Don’t break my heart, I’m only cumin.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oman.
Oman who?
Oman, you are cute!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
(Sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ion.
Ion who?
I’ve got my ion you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anime!
Anime who?
Are you from Japan?
Cause you got anime-zing body.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
We’d make a great pear, don’t you think?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
I’ll be your Boo.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce, let’s go out tonight.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arnie.
Arnie who?
Arnie having fun?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cynthia.
Cynthia who?
Cynthia, you been away; I missed you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who?
The girl of your dreams, and you’re the Juan for me.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Eggcited to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette, you steal my heart.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice Who?
Candice be love I’m feeling right now?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lenna.
Lenna who?
Lenna little closer and I’ll tell you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana kiss your lips.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iowa aunt, sh!
Iowa aunt, sh who?
Really? I want you too!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.
Knock, knock!
Whos there?
You’re..
You’re who?
You’re beautiful.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark, who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.
Frisky Knock Knock Jokes
Who doesn’t want to be a little bit frisky with the person they like! So, to help you with that, here are some flirty knock knock jokes that you can make use of. Try them and thank me later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran straight into your heart.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I’ll love you for butter or worse.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thyme.
Thyme who?
I have the best thyme of my life with you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Karen.
Karen who?
I’ll be Karen for you, always.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
I’ll kiss you in the rein, deer.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
32!
32 who?
Talk 32 me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew, you know how cute you are?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toad.
Toad who?
I toad-ally love you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream about how cute you are!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I’ll give you a pizza, my heart!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
QT.
QT who?
You’re such a QT.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Needle!
Needle who?
Needle a little love right now.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Hobbits!
Hobbits who?
Hobbits going out for a drink later?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter I get my hands on you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who?
How can I kiss you I’m outside!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
This guy is your boyfriend!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Marry.
Marry who?
Marry me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
I’m Soup-er excited to be yours!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita guy like you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
I’ll always taco ’bout my love for you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oil.
Oil who?
Oil love you forever.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll go out with me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Board.
Board who?
Are you board of me yet?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy this lasting forever.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon!
Leon who?
Leon me, When your not strong!
Peppy Knock Knock Jokes
Do you want to make your crush fall for you?
Tell them these awesome flirty knock-knock jokes and make them feel attracted to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maine.
Maine who?
You Maine everything to me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A loan.
A loan who?
I can’t wait to get you a loan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mickey who?
Mickey isn’t working, could I have yours?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
I’ll never leaf you.
Knock knock.
Anybody there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to take you out.
Knock knock.
Is anyone there?
Norma Lee.
Who is Norma Lee?
Norma Lee, I don’t do that, but are you comfortable going out with me?
Knock knock.
Who is present?
Police
Police who?
Police say that you’re available this weekend.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mark.
Mark who?
I want to mark you mine.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Water.
Who’s water?
Water you going to do later?
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cheese.
Who’s cheese?
Cheese an adorable young lady!
Knock knock?
Anyone there?
Olive.
Who is Olive?
I don’t care if anyone knows, Olive you.
Knock knock?
Yes, who is there?
Yore.
Who is yore?
Yore my soul mate.
Knock knock?
Anyone there?
Lettuce.
Who’s lettuce?
Lettuce be happy for the rest of our lives.
Knock knock.
Yes, who’s outside?
Wire.
Who wire?
Wire not you and I married yet?
Knock knock.
Anyone there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya meet me today?
Knock knock.
Anyone there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Oh, let’s taco bout you’re so beautiful.
Knock knock!
Anyone there?
You’re…
you’re who?
You’re so stunning.
Knock knock!
Anyone there?
Honeydew!
Who’s Honeydew?
Honeydew you realize how much I care about you?
Knock knock!
Anyone there?
Aardvark.
Who’s an Aardvark?
For your single smile, Aardvark would travel a million miles.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher me, obviously.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Evvie.
Evvie who?
Evvie thing that I have is your darling.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
I’ll be Colin you mine forever.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache!
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore!
Adore who?
Adore is between us, can you open up?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra Mirra on the wall.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
De Niro.
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive Who?
Olive you and I always have!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mayer.
Mayer who?
Mayer days be filled with laughter and love.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Johann.
Johann who?
Johann a beautiful smile!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oman.
Oman who?
Oman, you are cute!
Knock Knock Jokes: Great Conversation Starters
Can’t think of ways how to start your conversation with the person you like?
Try these flirty knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle!
Needle who?
Needle little loving right now. How about you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eggs.
Eggs who?
You’re eggstraordinary, my dear!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda who?
Baby Yoda one for me!
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Forever!
Forever who?
Forever by your side!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Brittany Spears!
Brittany Spears who?
Knock, knock…. Oops I did it again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady!
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bae, can you give me a kiss?
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish!
Amish who?
Amish you too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice relationship go to the next level?
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time because I am single!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya kiss me, please?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love!
I love who?
Me, if you give me a chance!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Your raisin!
Your raisin who?
You’re raising my hopes for getting lucky tonight.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch!
Etch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sugar
Sugar who?
Sugar, you’re Sweet!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
I love you berry much.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mr. Flintstone!
Mr. Flintstone who?
Mr. Flintstone, ’cause I could make your bedrock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soda!
Soda who?
Soda you want to make out?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tooth!
Tooth who?
Tooth or Dare?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joker.
Joker who?
If I’m a Joker, you’re my Harley Quinn.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
I’m not lion about how much I love you.
Flirty Knock Knock Jokes
Do you want to raise the heat of your conversation with the love of your life?
These naughty knock-knock jokes are all you need!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’ they hatin’
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t now you were an owl!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Khan!
Khan who?
Uh, oh, Khan-dom broke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
I da hoe? No! You da hoe!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta, who?
Pasta beer, asshole!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Do you want 2 CDs.
Do you want 2 CDs who?
Do you want to see deez _________!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cows don’t who, they moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, you and me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you playing hard to get?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin in this world can keep us apart.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee, I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
lzzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy, your boyfriend because I thought this was a date.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
I’m Soup-er excited to be yours!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police tell me I’m your type!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet
Omelet who?
Omelet you steal my heart.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Axe.
Axe who?
May I axe you on a date?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tess,
Tess who?
Tess Tickles.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who?
You…
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The dentist,
The dentist who?
I heard you had some cavities that needed filling.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Willie,
Willie who?
Willie Stroker or should I?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Heywood,
Heywood who?
Heywood Jablowme.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you have here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Screw.
Screw who?
Screw me! Isn’t it obvious?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doya.
Doya who?
Doya wanna be my boyfriend?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Algo.
Algo who?
Algo all the way with you!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
It’s time to make your partner laugh! So tell them these funny jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Silence.
Silence who?
Silence.
Silence who?
Silence.
Silence who?
Silence.
Silence…. AHHH! Mute McGee it’s you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don’t open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Beans.
Beans who?
Beans saying this to you now for years! Frank! It’s Frank!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m downing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding
Pudding who?
Pudding on your shoes you left them outside.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe someday you’ll recognize me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos is a better way to get to you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice is fair in love and war.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stickup!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home. Can I come in, please?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
Conclusion
Get your naughty side to play with these flirty knock-knock jokes. And don’t forget to let me know how your crush reacts!
Hi, I am Claudia, I run TheQueenMomma’s content creation team, personally focusing on topics which add joy to people’s life. You would usually see me writing on topics like Jokes, Riddles, Truth & Dare as well as Baby Names etc.
In my professional career, I have a Bachelor’s and Master’s in sociology and specialize in media and crime. Once I finished my education, I began my career working as a journalist, reporting on various topics like crime, justice and family law. Even though I valued journalism, I came to the realization that I wanted to have a more immediate impact in people’s lives as well as bring joy to them.