Are you planning to have an evening that is filled with love, romance, and laughter with your partner?
Love riddles are what you need!
Riddles are always fun to solve. And it becomes funnier when you give wrong answers. Love, on the other hand, will always remain a puzzle. Don’t you think so too?
The way you get attracted to someone, the way you fall for someone, the way you feel for someone, the way you stay in love, the way you can do everything for that one person in your love, and then the way you suddenly feel nothing for that very person – all about love is a big mystery. And, of course, the hardest puzzle that no one can solve.
But there are riddles about love that are fun to play with your partner. Ask them silly, romantic, and funny riddles that are sure to bring you closer to each other. And not to mention the laugh you can have after a hectic day.
When a love relationship is new, you express your feelings to your partner often. But with every passing day, you tend to take your partner for granted. And you become less expressive when it comes to making your partner feel loved and wanted.
Love riddles can help you with that. So take some time out from your busy life and share a hearty evening – where there is only you and your partner. And share these lovely riddles to have an evening to remember!
Romantic Love Riddles for Your Crush with Answers
I’m a true romantic at heart. Yes, the romance did take a back seat after becoming a mommy. But now things are all back to how it was before getting pregnant, if you know what I mean.
I love planning surprises for my husband, setting up romantic dinners where there are only the two of us, or going on movie dates.
This is my version of keeping romance alive in a relationship when you are in it for a long time.
But if you have just developed feelings for someone, want to have a romantic conversation with your crush, and looking for ways to take things forward, love riddles can be your savior – any day.
So, what riddles can you ask your partner to keep things flowing?
I have got your back. I have come up with a list of some of the most romantic yet funny riddles about love.
Ask these riddles to your crush and see how they blush while answering them!
Cute Love Riddles for Your Crush
No matter how long you are in this relationship, you are never too old for some cuteness in it. Isn’t it?
If you are a girl, you already know that your boyfriend finds you cute. He might have already said it. So, how about raising your cuteness quotient by sharing these cute riddles on love with your significant other?
If you are a guy and want your girl to treat you like her teddy bear, I can help. After all, you can be all sweet and sugary with these cute riddles in your relationship. And who doesn’t like that?
The love riddles in this section are all about that sweet stage in your relationship when you say “I love you” to each other numerous times in a day and still feel like saying it again.
Now, answer this riddle, “What are the three words I always love to hear from you?”
If you know what the answer is, you will know what this section will be like.
So, keep reading!
What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
You get “buttered” up!
He has married many but has never been married. Who is he?
A priest.
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
I love you with all my “art.”
What is yours, but you can’t actually hold?
My heart.
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
I have a “crutch” on you.
What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine’s Day?
You mean a great “dill” to me.
Why did carbon marry hydrogen?
They “bonded” well from the moment they met.
What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine’s Day?
Give me a hug and a “hiss,” honey.
What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute; I think I will take you out.
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?
Let me call you “tweet” heart.
Why was the chef embarrassed?
Because he saw the salad “dressing.”
What did the boy drum say to the girl drum on Valentine’s Day?
My heart “beats” for you.
Why did the man propose to his Korean crush?
Because she was his “Seoul” mate!
How did the husband show his wife who was the boss of the household?
The husband held up a mirror to his wife’s face.
How do you spell a cute boy with only two letters?
QT!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very “attractive.”
What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine’s Day?
Some “bunny” loves you.
What did the elephant say to his Valentine?
I love you a ton.
What do relationships have in common with algebra?
People have X and often wonder Y.
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, but they had an apple.
What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
“Owl” be yours!
What did the little boy sheep say to the little girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I love “ewe.”
What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
His ghoul-friend.
You play with me when you are single and bored and stuck with me once married. What am I?
Your ring.
Why did the banana go out with the prune for Valentine’s Day?
Because he couldn’t get a date.
I’m a relationship symbol, and I’m round, fragile, and shiny. I’m frequently studded with stones.
A ring
So who am I?
I am a word with five letters. You may have butterflies in your stomach because of me. One of the causes of your daydreaming is me; even though my name rhymes with rush, you don’t want to rush when it comes to me.
Crush
So who am I?
I am the embodiment of love. I reside inside you, but not in your stomach.
Heart
Who am I?
The wise people know it, the poor need it, the wealthy want it, and the honest present it.
Love
What is that?
I come in tens of thousands of colors. Various colors symbolize different facets of love. I am accustomed to welcoming new beginnings and saying goodbye with sincerity.
A flower
So who am I?
Your love won’t endure without me. I am a five-letter word with a T at the beginning and a T at the end.
Trust
So who am I?
What was the French chef’s Valentine’s Day gift to his girlfriend?
Quiche
Funny Love Riddles for Your Crush
They say, marry the one who can make you laugh. And that is entirely true.
If the person you are willing to spend the rest of your life with cannot make you laugh, how can you be with them in this long haul? Isn’t it?
So now you know how important humor is in any relationship. Right?
Your partner should be able to make you laugh no matter how hard of a day you are having. They need to be someone who can make your heart flutter and your lips smile whenever you get a glance at them.
The same goes for your partner. You should be able to make them laugh too. And to the sunshine in your significant other’s life, these love riddles can come in handy.
No matter how bad your crush’s mood is, ask them these riddles and see how their mood becomes brighter instantly.
Don’t believe me?
See for yourself. Share the following funny love riddles.
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was “guppy” love!
Why didn’t the watermelon want to marry the honeydew melon?
Because she can’t-elope.
What did the train say to his Valentine?
I choo-choo-choose you!
I can be blind, I can be powerful, I can be difficult, deep, complicated, and tender at the same time. What am I?
Love.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine’s Day?
I want to hold your hand.
How can you tell when a turkey is all ready for a date?
It is “dressed.”
What did the iPhone say to the MacBook?
You are the “apple” of my eye.
If love is grand, then what is divorce?
At least a hundred grand!
Why does love need sunglasses and a cane?
Because love is blind.
What greeting do you say to a single person on Valentine’s Day?
Happy Independence Day!
What date do single people have on Valentine’s Day?
February 14th.
What did the female giraffe ask the handsome male giraffe?
Wanna neck with me?
What did the phone say to the WiFi?
We definitely have a connection.
Why did the two lovers end up in prison?
Because they stole each other’s hearts
What did the bus conductor say to his new girlfriend that works at the zoo?
I think you’re a “keeper.”
What did the clock say to the calendar on Valentine’s Day?
Wanna go on a date?
What did number 2 say to number 1?
Are you single?
What fastens two people yet touches only one?
A wedding ring.
How did the bell propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a “ring.”
What did the electrical socket say to the plug?
We fit perfectly together.
What is Mrs. Right’s first name?
Always.
I can inflame and ignite a heart with my weapon, so you lovers better watch out. Who am I?
Cupid.
What did the cat say to her Valentine?
You are purr-fect for me.
What is the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
What was the sculpture’s message to his partner?
I adore you with all my art.
What do snakes exchange with each other as a final farewell?
A quick hiss to the cheek
Why did pencil and notebook get married?
Finally, the pencil found her, Mr. Write.
What do you call a newlywed couple of spiders?
Newly webs
Why did a girl ask her partner for a map?
Because she wanted to get lost in his eyes.
Flirty Love Riddles for Your Crush
You need to keep your flirt game on, baby!
It doesn’t matter how long you are in this relationship; a little flirting always helps, if you know what I mean.
Yes, you need to make your partner feel good about themselves. Then only they can feel good about you and your relationship.
Compliment your partner whenever they wear something new or get ready just for you. Pay attention to what they say.
Remember their likes and dislikes. Make them feel special by doing something for them. Prioritize them. In short, put some effort into your relationship.
And when you do all these, you are bound to have a very beautiful and peaceful relationship – full of love.
Now, are you low on your flirty lines? How about I help you?
Well, I have come up with a list of some funny yet flirty riddles – just for you! So ask these cheesy riddles to your crush and see how they start smiling.
What is another word for joy that starts with H, but for me, it starts with U?
Happiness.
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
“Hogs” and kisses!
This very thing you were born with pleases us all. It is even capable of making men fall, while only experienced by a few. It is treasured by all.
Your beauty.
It grows and blossoms; it dies and wilts. It happens in the beginning and happens in the end. It can make you cry, it can make you sad, it can make you smile, and it can make you brave. What is it?
Love.
This is something I offer to you. It will help our relationship survive if it remains true. It begins with an L and comes at no cost. Surely without it, our relationship would be lost.
Loyalty.
Made by God in pairs, separated at birth on Earth, found after years of search, inseparable for the rest of the time. What am I?
Soulmates.
When I look at her, she smiles at me. When I wink at her, she winks at me. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. When I say I love you, she says it back. Who am I?
Your own reflection in the mirror.
I can fly, but I am not a bird. I am colorful, but I am not a rainbow. I am beautiful and social, but I am not a person. What am I?
A butterfly.
She is famously pretty, and you can make her anything you want her to be. She comes in many colors and sizes, with long hair, short hair, blonde, brunette, curly, or straight hair. She’s as cute as cute can be and can fit in your hand. Who is she?
A Barbie doll.
I may look like I am grizzly, but I am actually soft and cuddly. I may be big or small, all stuffed up and ready to be snuggled. What am I?
A teddy bear.
Useless for one but absolute bliss for two. The small boy gets it for free; the young man has to seek permission for it. The old man has to buy it. It’s a baby’s right and a lover’s privilege. What am I?
A kiss.
This is the most sold thing on Valentine’s Day. Red is the most popular of all its shades. Its fragrance is sweet. People give it at the most romantic of meetings.
A rose
What four-letter word is the cause of most discord in the world, as well as most cooperation?
Love.
What flowers are kissable?
Tulips.
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
An onion ring!
I represent love. I’m the daughter of Heaven and Sea. You may find me in the sky above, and many envy my beauty.
The goddess Venus.
My first is foremost legally. My second circle is outward. My third leads all in victory. My fourth twice ends a nominee. What am I?
Love.
This word is a favorite of girls. Boys are unnerved by the mention of it. Once love finds its accompaniment, it becomes a lifelong event.
Forever.
At the surface or within, it has the power to woo you and win. For Keats, it was a joy forever. If you have it, it will get you favors.
Beauty.
They have the power to entice. The exploration of their depths never suffices. They are the subject of all romantic lines. They come in blue, black, and hazel shades. Name them!
Eyes.
It caused the destruction of Troy, the worst of tragedies, and numerous maladies. Yet it is chased, desired, and fought for. What is it?
Love.
Testimony of love, a signifier of commitment. All it needs is a bottle of wine and a band that shines.
A proposal.
A tested formula of love and an inevitable part of love stories. The romantic dim light and good food are its friends. It never goes out of trend.
A candlelight dinner.
A declaration of love, the beginning of a journey, with vows and a ceremony.
Marriage.
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Of course. They are very scent-imental beings.
How to Create the Mood for Playing Love Riddles with Your Crush?
Riddles are great for those game nights with your family, where you get to spend time with each other and laugh to your heart’s content when someone gives a wrong answer.
But if you are playing love riddles with the man or woman of your life, you ought to make some arrangements to set up the mood. Isn’t it?
So, what can you do to create a cozy and romantic ambiance where you can laugh together and maybe take things to the bedroom later?
I have some ideas in mind. Read on.
Play Some Music
There is music for all kinds of moods.
After a long and tiring day, when you are with your partner spending some quality time and playing the game of romantic love riddles, music can really amp up the entire setting.
And when it comes to creating a romantic environment, there is nothing better than some slow and seductive music in the background. What say?
Make a Cosy Seating Arrangement
The seating arrangement has to be good, you know. After all, it is like a date with your crush, and you don’t want to spoil the mood with uneasy seating. Right?
Gather some cozy cushions and a soft throw in your living room, where you can sit for hours and play funny love riddles.
And if things kind of heat up between the two of you, you can take things to your bedroom.
Light Some Candles
Candles are a must-have when you are up for a romantic setup.
So, get some scented candles and light them. The aroma of the candles, the romantic riddles, the humor – all call for a memorable evening with your crush.
Yes, you can thank me later!
Get Some Snacks and Drinks
This is a no-brainer. You are sitting in a cozy arrangement with the love of your life – only the two of you – and you don’t have anything to eat – now that’s not going to happen.
Arrange some delicious snacks that you can binge on while asking your partner romantic riddles.
And not to mention the drinks. A little bit of alcohol doesn’t hurt!
After all, you are up for much more than a game of love riddles. Right?
Conclusion
Did you like the love riddles I have listed here? Weren’t they funny?
Ask these your crush and trust me, you will have a night to remember. Now, isn’t that what you want?
You can share your experience with me in the comments!
Hi, I am Claudia, I run TheQueenMomma’s content creation team, personally focusing on topics which add joy to people’s life. You would usually see me writing on topics like Jokes, Riddles, Truth & Dare as well as Baby Names etc.
In my professional career, I have a Bachelor’s and Master’s in sociology and specialize in media and crime. Once I finished my education, I began my career working as a journalist, reporting on various topics like crime, justice and family law. Even though I valued journalism, I came to the realization that I wanted to have a more immediate impact in people’s lives as well as bring joy to them.